On the docket for this week's super-sized double episode:

-Dr. Manhattan, or How I Learned to Love Blue Schlong

-In These Hard Economic Times, We Need to Rely on Entrepreneurs

-All Your Base Are Belong to Rush

Largo starts by marveling at both just how much of the year has rocketed past and the fact that Sanguinist is actually in the house. We then kick into the first movie review of a film that we've all seen since The Dark Knight; Watchmen. Give it a listen and see what we thought. Be warned: we get long winded and full of spoilers. Entertaining, but long winded and full of spoilers. And apologies to Malin Ackerman, whose name Largo mispronounced throughout the segment.

We also run down some of the trailers we saw before Watchmen. Be afraid.

We then move on to a group of youths who decided to act as hitmen for the Mexican drug cartels for fun and profit. This leads to a discussion about how Mexico's government may fall and Sangunist, in his inimitable fashion, offering a solution. We also explore briefly both legalizing marijuana to cut the cartel's profits and black market sales of tax-free cigarettes as a way for our own mobs to make money.

We close out the scheduled topics by exploring the Republican Party's descent into infighting and how that is leading the Democratic Party to fracture in old, predictable ways. We offer some helpful suggestions to both parties to help them reconnect with the average person. We then move into our science corner just briefly by addressing the removal of the Stem Cell ban before Sanguinist reports of the fastest statistical gathering and analysis in history. We then link Jigsaw from Saw and Tupac before moving on to bitching about new standards for education. We close out by discussing the dildo cannon and the materials needed for the ammunition as well as the impossibilities of the Boy's ass.

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On this week's show:

-If There Are Free Masons Around, We Have a Basement that Needs to be Built

-Watching the Watchers of the Watchmen

-New Research Indicates that Old Research Is Sticking it to You in New Ways

-Something Fishy This Way Comes (featuring That's Fuckin' Creepy!)

We open by discussing just why the Boy wears his sunglasses at night while he's imitating the creepy old lady from Poltergeist while Sanguinist and Autumn deal with minor earthquakes. We also hit a bunch of other potentially scarring material before even completing our introductions.

Given that the first two topics are from old friend of the show Zael, we give him a shout out before hitting his questions. First up, we get some background information on the Freemasons (interrupted briefly by one of several hiccups in our internet connections) before those of us that actually have an opinion on the organization giving it. We also briefly discuss Largo's first hangover in quite a while and the waterproofing qualities of Treet. We also correct the Boy on his belief that Ben Franklin used to strangle hookers and bury them in his basement. We then speculate on just how well zombies do with exorcism and exercise before giving the Return of the Living Dead series more attention than it deserves. We digress then onto Wall Street excess, what we'd do with $500,000.00 a year, and just what a Cybertronian hooker would transform into before dragging this train back on track with a preview of Watchmen. We try to be as spoiler-free as we can (we save the spoilers for the next episode). Give it a listen and see what you think.

We digress yet again into Stephen Kings opinion of the Twilight series before exploring our limited collective knowledge of the series. And its stupidity.

Autumn brings us back on topic by reviewing how the scientist who did the studies 'proving' that the MMR vaccines caused autism made all of his research up. We then spread the blame for the upcoming fall of humanity further around by looking at MRSA and C.Diff. Largo takes the bad taste out of our mouths by plugging the episode of Family Guy that reunites the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and Autumn counters by plugging The Ghost Whisperer. Largo counter-counters by telling Sanguinist that Tales from the Darkside is out on DVD, thus tempting them to spend more money. Sanguinist counter-counter-counters by moving us onto George Romero's ability to teleport Pittsburgh to Canada.

Rounding out the topics, we tell just why the Barrel Fish is just fuckin' creepy before using magnets to screw up the natural homing instincts of crocodiles. Well, okay, we don't actually do it, but we talk about it. Sanguinist then tells us about a rather interesting test that potential Dutch citizens must take. It involves naked women and men kissing other men passionately. Somehow, this leads to a discussion about using drug-tipped Nerf darts as a non-lethal weapon (before Sanguinist turns it lethal, that is.) We back on the fishy topic by telling you just how eating fish might kill you (unfortunately, we couldn't afford to have Sam Neil tell you how.) Listen and prove that our fear mongering works! To balance it out, Sanguinist then tells you have eating fish can save you (or at least the oil in the fish can.)

We close out by examining just how expansive our fanbase is (thanks to all thirty of you :P) before planning again for our 100^th episode extravagansa

Email us at: svreasonable@gmail.com.  Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.