On this week's show:

-His Name Was Jason, and He Was a Good Boy

-Bionic Commandos in Electric Hot Pants

-Satellite of Love

-Left for Dead: 3D!

We begin with the Boy being defeated thoroughly by Autobot Hound, Largo being clawed to death by his cat, and a commercial break for Piss Beer. Largo then lodges a formal complaint about his local bar running out of every beer on tap but Miller Light and speculates on just how wet Suzy Snowflake gets when she gets hot. The Boy also plugs a local potato vodka distillery (and wonders just how many other fluids that vodka would have to travel through to get to Sanguinist via the series of tubes that is teh Intarwebs.)

Largo and the Boy get us on to our first topic by giving their review of the revamp of Friday the 13^th. Join us as we armchair analyze the old stuff (including Halloween and Nightmare on Elm Street) as well as the new. We also look at the real-world conditions that brought about the wave of '80s Monsters and compare it to today's conditions before exploring some films that tried to make real-life scary. We also put out a plea for a monster for the new millennium.

Sanguinist then takes on an exploration of IBM's potential bionic armor that can speed up a soldier's response time to maybe dodge bullets. We then get back on the horror movie kick by using Jason as both military hardware and as the solution for peace in the Middle East.

Space debris from two colliding satellites that can foul launches for the next little slice of forever is our next topic, and, unsurprisingly, Sanguinist has a solution for the problem.

We close out by talking about the mods some fans have done to make Left for Dead 3D. We also look at other zombie games coming soon to a console near you (as well as God of War III.) And we end once again on the Brown Note.

On the Docket this Week:

- If a butterfly flaps its wings...

- Sanguinist asks for it

- Shamwow can save the world

- Peanut butter jelly time.

We start start with a small sample of diseases and American Gladiator. That gets to transitions teams and reassignment in the ancient past. Panda Bears and other forms of entertain round out our early show ramble. Sanguinist starts of the butterfly power topic by using mind control to make the cast sing in their heads. He then goes to state that the new power from the deaths of millions of butterflies. Comments on P.E.T.A. beliefs that some animals are more equal than others. Then the hippos eat them. We round out the topic with animal human hybrids, the mileage you could get, and the need to use rats grow the future. Or so it appears, until we talk about even more crazy, and how science can keep this crazy in population.

Next, we see that Sanguinist is more than a little behind the times. It appears that all the good and great horror movies are and will be remade in these economic times. We all walk around in amazement at how unplugged we were about this. And then we mention that Midnight Meat Train, and then go all the way to Pseudopod, and the rest of the Escape Artists line-up. Then when we talk about how the advertising alternate universe. Then we begin the series of plugs for the rest of the shows. the_boy ends this with an attack by Transformers.

Then we go into the tale of Vince and the Shamwow. This is leads most of the cast to think that shamwow is a necessary and desired. We talk about other cults and some of the worst Transformers of the current age. Battlefield Earth and Waterworld mash-up and some predictions are generated. The octuplet mother and some questions as to which doctors were involved. We link back to mouse and rats from the first topic. Then the cast gets hungry, and distracted.

We finish up the show talking about how you get your bacteria in my peanut butter. It is interesting those additives to improve nutritional content of the peanut butter. A series of hands off laws lead to birds and bugs in your peanut butter, and laboratory shopping. Other interesting bits of food processing and Bill Gates is armed with little blood suckers who are not in marketing. Then we finish our plugs and talk about some editing fun the show. See you next week.

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On the show this week:

-The Wrassler

-Wall Street Bone Us

-New Comics Day. Over and Over.

-Trek to Your Local Toy Store

We start the show by wondering just what comic book age Dr. Thunder belongs, and we then speculate on how well Thor could be used to sell strap-ons before we state that, in our humble opinion, The Wrestler lives up to its hype. Listen to hear why we think so (and not just because Marisa Tomei is red hot in it.)

We then give a nod to our listeners, old and new (both of them that we know of), reminisce about The Oozinator, and begin making plans for our 100^th Episode Extravaganza.

We (sorta) get back on topic by pointing out the lack of respect that both comic book and horror movies get. Listen to Sanguinist's rant and be converted.

Getting slightly more serious, we look at the ridiculous amount of bonus cash thrown about on Wall Street for one of the worst years in decades. We also give props to Senator Claire McCaskill for introducing legislation to limit pay for companies taking bailout money. We also look at the shift in leadership in the Republican party and how that impacts their interactions with the Democratic majority. Don't worry, we do manage to sneak some funny in there, particularly by speculating that an evil transporter clone of Bill Shatner's toupee grafted itself to Rod Blagojevich's head.

Largo moves us on to Hourly Comic Day and his efforts to take part. Feel free to give his stuff a look here. This also leads to Largo and Sanguinist riffing on NaNoWriMo and the possibilities of either of them ever finishing it again.

Largo closes us out by giving a preview of the new toys from J.J. Abrams' new Star Trek film. He's particularly pleased by the fact that this line looks to be making affordability a priority.

And we apologize for a short-ish show: our timing was thrown off by technological difficulties. See if you can spot the patented SVR Seamless Edit hidden in this episode!

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On the docket this week:

-Our Clever Dragonball Pun (Because We Couldn't Actually Come Up With One)

-The U.S. Just Got a Brazilian

-New Gitmo Prosecutors Selected from Flight Attendants

-A Little Birdie Killed Me

We open by speaking in Shatner, comment on the instability of both your hosts and their houses, and speculate on Soundwave as a Decepticon sex toy. Ultra Magnus also stumps for Cialis.

We then get on topic by discussing the trailer for Dragonball: Evolution. The general consensus seems to be that it might actually be okay, given the cast. We also hop back and state that we might all want to see Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. Back on topic, we go back into the cartoon version of Dragonball and offer up our various complaints. This leads to Sanguinist's ranking system for watching his zombie movie collection, mention of the release date for the revamped Friday the 13^th, and we mention that the Watchmen legal battle is finally over. We close this topic out by mentioning that My Name Is Bruce has been released on DVD. Go buy it; Bruce Campbell needs to eat.

Tony the Tiger Bomber and his Sugar Frosted Jihad Flakes sponsors a discussion about how some flight attendants have abused the powers given to them under the Patriot Act. Listen and fear, kids. To lighten the mood, we then bring up how truly multi-purpose SPAM is; it waterproofs, protects against vampire attacks, disrupts angry spirits, proves that there are things from other dimensions, and, in a real pinch, can be eaten.

The show gets interrupted when Largo gets attacked by his Spazmocat, who tries to substitute her ass for the microphone.

We get back on topic by giving props to President Obama for signing the order to close Gitmo and the CIA secret prisons. Sanguinist gives us some cynical advice on what to do with the detainees, and we move on to looking at the stimulus bill and all the crap done to try and win Republican support (and didn't THAT work out so well) before getting massively sidetracked on the merits of Satan's continued employment and the concept of Teddy Roosevelt being sworn in on a stack of titty mags. We get back on topic by giving a look at our favorite bits from Obama's Inaugural Address before getting sidetracked yet again on the fun that is Abstinence Only education (and the angel whose job it is to stamp the paperwork when souls are created. We also create yet another superhero: Superlube!)We close out this topic by looking at the possibility of the U.N. arresting Bush for war crimes.

Sanguinist closes out our scheduled topics by reporting on the number of Bird Flu deaths in China this year so far and how this may KILL US ALL! We also look at how the Bush administration missed the boat on not using the CDC to justify kidnapping. And the Boy closes us out with an old prostitution joke.

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