On the docket this week:


-Slave to My Addictions

-Transform My Opinion

-Bus Wars

-Emo Doctor


We begin with Stories from the Future! and other rejected stories. We also give back to the community in our own special way with rusty medical equipment and the Yule Log Cenobite. This leads to Sanguinist speculating on just how cool a revamped Hellraiser series might be.

We then give shouts out to both Zael and our German listeners. We are Jelly Donuts. The Boy also sells himself as a green energy source (or a brown one), before he and Largo get into their heating woes.

Largo then offers a small review of FineMolds's Slave-I model kit, mostly 'cause we have very, very little to talk about this week (before digressing onto just how hot Jolene Blalock is, how badly Chinese Democracy sucks, and returning yet again to Horrorfest. We also give Flavor-Aid man a slogan and discuss the silliness that is the Snuggie and the SlapChop. We also introduce the Chocolodytes.)

Largo then continues in hi self-indulgence by talking about how his initial fear and distrust of Transformers Animated has been changed for the positive thanks to Shortpacked!'s David Willis. He focuses specifically on the episode featuring weird Al Yankovic as Wreck-Gar. And, just for balance, we mention that The Batman really sucked, but we haven't had a chance to see The Brave and the Bold just yet.

Sanguinist moves us on to an exploration of England's state of reasonable discourse; using the placards on the sides of buses to debate the existence of God. We try to apply this to American sensibilities (and fail.)

Largo closes out the topics by discussing the negative fan reaction to Matt Smith, the latest actor to take on the role of the Doctor. We implore you, the fans, to not judge him based solely on his appearance (and his hair... dear gods, his hair.) We also speculate on just how this Doctor, approaching the end of his regenerations, is going to act. We also give a quick look at Bruce Campbell's acting philosophy and give a nod to Burn Notice. This somehow leads to an exploration of where and why the original Batman franchise went horribly, horribly awry (and how that applies to Spider-Man.)

We close the show with a promise to look at the Dragonball trailer next show. We also promise that we're not going on hiatus, since we're a free show (and we sound like it.)

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On tap this week:

-Another Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

-A History Lesson with Sanguinist

-And You're Worrying About This Now Why?

-Now How Much Would You Pay?

We start out with the Fonz as Death and how Jesus is a reverse zombie (instead of eating the flesh of others, he tells his followers to eat his flesh.)

The Boy starts us off on the topics by retelling a story about some Indiana National Guard troops exposed to a ridiculous amount of the carcinogen featured in Erin Brockovich (that I'm not even going to try to spell) while guarding KBR troops at a water treatment plant in Iraq. This leads to digressions on personal and corporate responsibility, corruptions of power, and dyslexia while reading A Clockwork Orange, cancer clusters, and hand sanitizers allowing only the best and brightest germs and viruses to breed. And the Cadmium Bunny returns. We close this topic by floating the concept of the SVR Primer.

We then get into our history lesson with yet another patented SVR Seamless Edits on the history of the Israeli/Palestinian conflict. It's informative and entertaining, as we always strive to be (when we're not talking about zombies and dildoes, that is...) We then get into the bombing of UN schools and why we think this is a bad idea. In a similar vein, we secretly replace Sebastian the crab with Sebastian Bach from Skid Row and reveal that everyone had porn. Get over it.

We move on, then, to the rather ridiculous concern about Third-Hand Smoke, which postulates that the carcinogens and other bad stuff in smoke can be transferred through skin-to-fabric contact. Feel free to laugh, though on the plus side, it seems to murder Russian spies. The Boy shows us just how seriously we take this by then comparing his ass to the Ark of the Covenant and postulating about Sanguinist's future sitcom (it's not CSI: X-Files.)

Sanguinist then shills for home genetic modification! It's real! You can get the necessary stuff on Craig's List and through university auctions. This also lets us run down the different, fun ways that people can die and lets the Boy point out that Animated Darth Maul has Pat Benatar shoulders.

We close out by discussing the Nightmare on Elm Street movies and the revamp of the Friday the 13^th series.

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On the docket this week:

-Du-Du-Du-DAH-Duh, Go Buy Some Shit

-You Bet Your Ash It's Dangerous

-Getting into the Spirit

We begin by totally failing to do a year in review kind of show, and we reveal that we've all been infected with some bizarre Tibetan Death Flu. Then we name some not-ready-for-prime-time aliens from Star Trek.

On to the topic, Autumn runs down a list of retail establishments that'll be closing their doors in the new year. Check the gift cards that you got for X-Mas, kids. We pay close attention to KB Toys, Anne Taylor, Dell's little mall kiosks, and the necessity of DIY stores. We also look at how Iceland's economy is totally screwed.

Largo digresses a bit and talks about his best X-Mas present ever; the new Millennium Falcon. It's bigger than his torso and able to hill him in the night if he were to hang it over his bed.

We get back on topic by mentioning the triumphant return of layaway and the toll that the economy is taking on the plastic surgery industry. Digression then takes over again as we hit Horrorfest again, then technology hates us as the two ends of the show lose each other. Enjoy as the two ends of the show chat at each other in an attempt to reconnect. Sanguinist and the Boy discuss the merits of putting the Boy in a bra as Largo looks on the intarwebs to see if Amusement ever came out. Autumn then stuns the group by revealing that a porn director she took care of once upon a time was a pervert.

Sanguinist drags us back to topicland by detailing the Tennessee Valley Authority ash spill and all the fun stuff contained in said ash (including radiation!) The Boy then creates the Cadmium Bunny and shills for emails by offering a fart in a bag yet again.

We get back on topic by discussing how bankrupting the USSR led to out current infrastructure crisis. Thanks to Regan, Clinton, and both Bushes. Sanguinist then gives us a look at the British Iron Law of Wages. Fun stuff.

Largo closes us out by giving a run down on The Spirit, a bit of a history lesson, and why it's great in that Ed Wood kind of way (and, really, it is just that bad of a movie. Listen to find out why.) We also look at The Day the Earth Stood Still, the remake of Friday the 13^th, and My Bloody Valentine 3D. We also look back at The Mist and The Exorcist. Ah, young Linda Blair and splinters...

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