On this week's show:

-McCoffee

-Don't Call It a Comeback

-Yeah, but Who Won the Nobel Bitch Prize

-Turn the Page

Autumn starts us off by looking at McDonald's marketing campaign targeting Starbucks drinkers, and the SVR Cast chooses Sheetz Coffee over either option. The Boy tells a heartwarming story of a young DJ Lodger and his cup of coffee before school. The Boy then brings up the Whopper Virgin commercials, which are news to Largo, and Sanguinist pushes for the McLongpork. We also look at Target's line of cheap, single pot booze flavored coffees. We then digress over into the penises of barnacles and whales.

We look then at folks in Petrolia drinking unleaded water, and Autumn asks that you send your boxtops to Oil City. This leads to a discussion about water purification gadgets and drinking booze instead of contaminated water. Sanguinist considers making a whole line of specialty beers for the holidays

Largo vents his spleen about how lacking the special features were on the DVD release of the Dark Knight, and The Boy fuses The Transporter and Transformers before picking on Ewe Boll yet again. This leads to The Boy telling a story about using the Doom engine to make a map of his high school and getting in trouble for it (this was pre-Columbine, kids).

The Boy brings us back on topic by discussing how Dell is offering XP again. For an additional $150 bucks per Microsoft's demands. Way to go, Microsoft. Join us for yet another bitch session about Vista and its marketing machine. This somehow gets us onto Joe the Plumber, Sarah Palin, and cannibalism.

We threaten Zael with a bag of Boy farts if he stops emailing us, then look at the Smelly Package as a wresting move and why Sanguinist doesn't play TV game shows.

We drag ourselves back on topic by running down the winners of the Nobel prize, but not before the Boy derails us onto a videogame and Sanguinist rails against parents who don't vaccinate their children. Join us for some science, damn it! (and anal sex, stupid, pregnant celebrities, degenerating corn, gene therapy, STDs, and the credit crisis, just for flavor. Mmmmm, anal sex flavor. Bleah.)

We close out with Largo's (somewhat limited) eulogies for Bettie Page and Dave Stevens.

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On the docket this week:

-Banned in Europe

-Blackwater Down

-A Supremely Good Decision

-Don't Call It a Recession

-Something Vaguely Entertaining

The Boy begins by picking Evil over Good, and Largo gives props to our uncredited host, the Plegm Monster, we discuss doing Tabitha Soren on an AT-AT, we look at attaching The Clapper to a sex toy, and equipping the Armed Forces with dildo launchers in preparation for the upcoming zombie invasion.

The Boy tells us about how an attempt to ban a specific Wikipedia entry ended up banning Europe entirely from editing Wikipedia. And we wonder if you're looking for child porn, is the Wikipedia entry on The Scorpions really gonna be your first stop? We also look back on how Journey's “Separate Ways”, Pat Benatar's “Love is a Battlefield”, and Judas Priest's “Breaking the Law” videos are all works of their respective eras. The Boy also coins the phrase “DeCapriate” while we search for the modern day inheritor of Ed Wood. We then give a loud shout out to Animaniacs (and express a wish that they'd make some new episodes.)

We then get all DIY as we look at the installation of the coal furnace that we installed a few months ago, then we look at Optimus Prime's enemy (and it's not Megatron.)

We get back on topic by being pleasantly surprised that the Blackwater operatives were actually brought to task for the slaughter of innocent Iraqis. We also look at how the Gitmo confessions have become a political hot potato.

Another topic that we make short work of is the Supreme Court's decision not to hear the challenge to Obama's citizenship, which we wholeheartedly support. We welcome Autumn back to the show (and please forgive the small period of tinny sound) as we look at a homegrown nutbar who tried to challenge all of the candidates' citizenships. Sanguinist explores the possibility of Slick Willy running for office again then mentions Stumble Upon's need to give him the same blog over and over while he looks for conservative viewpoints. Autumn then looks at a really, really right wing podcast recorded in a car while Sanguinist covets a set of depleted Uranium dice. Autumn then looks back at a branch campus she attended where one in four students had an STD while largo looks at Batman's utility belt protection for his nads.

We mention that we're in a recession, and Sanguinist states that he's concerned about Keith Olbermann's bosses.

Largo moves us into the entertainment portion of the show by stating that we expected Punisher: War Zone to suck. He wasn't disappointed (though he did like Ray Stevenson as Frank Castle.) Listen to hear his litany of complaints and beware. This leads us also into a discussion of how poorly Darkman has aged. Sanguinist moves us over into a discussion of what Roger Ebert had to say about Expelled, Ben Stein's movie extolling the virtues of Creationism and stating how Evolution leads to the Holocaust. Sanguinist also looks at Gods Concentration Camp, a Christian university that sounds so very, very entertaining. We close out the entertainment session by looking at Valkyrie and why none of us are looking forward to it.

We close the show out by declaring our old friend Hot Rod a true Milkamaniac.

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On this week's show:

-I Went to Mumbai and All I Got Was This Lousy Bullet Hole

-The Most Terrifying Movie of the Holiday Season: Black Friday (You'll Jingle All the Way...To HELL!)

-Something Vaguely Random

We start by welcoming Autumn and her pussy back to the show, the Boy starts with a Joe Lieberman imitation, and Largo points out that dead girls don't say no, Obi-Wan is an asshole, and that Lex Luthor really does have a teleporter.

The Boy starts the random off by pointing out that Fallout 3 will soon have a toolkit so that the fans can fix the damned game (as well as a map expansion for the game.) Largo keeps it going by offering both a correction about last week's discussion of Bud Dwyer's suicide as well as some commentary about the video of the suicide itself.

Largo drags the show on topic by discussing how ten men managed to kill over ten times their number in India, and the Boy and Sanguinist explain the shortcomings of the police equipment that let them do it. Sanguinist then lets loose a joke that reincarnates into a series of fart jokes. He also explains just why the sea is India's biggest weak point. We then look at the prospect of war between Pakistan and India and the role that the U.S. may play. We also explore the concept of the Wally-War, where Sam's Club provides the Special Forces, Bray-ey Doo: mystery solving donkey, and prehensile ass cheeks.

Back to the randomness, the Boy and Largo talk about seeing a house show for Smackdown and ECW; crowd interaction, stuff screamed out by the fans, the first Diva match we've seen that didn't suck, and jokes about the Big Show follow.

Largo brings up the horror of Black Friday, reporting on the death of a Wal-Mart employee trampled to death as well as the deaths of two people who engaged in a gun battle in a Toys-R-Us. We somehow digress onto the topic of the G.I. Joe aircraft carrier and how it was the junior status symbol of the '80s boy set. We also bring back up the topic of melamine and how it can screw up the holidays by popping up in chocolate and non-dairy creamers. We also discuss the possibility that the Bible got it wrong and we're all waiting for The Rupture, how Jonestown would have been different with melamine and lead, and old advertising. We also look at William Shatner's career, how the remastered HD DVD sets of Original Trek are still too expensive, and how much fun an HD DVD attachment for a dildo would be. Continuing the randomness, we wonder how Hollywood can possibly update the A-Team as a movie, explore Sanguinist's unreasoning hatred of Airwolf, and look briefly at the new Knight Rider. Autumn then breaks an unwritten rule of SVR by mentioning Paris Hilton on the show. We then get back to Black Friday by mentioning that the Boy decided that Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny wasn't even worth two bucks.

We give yet another shout out to Zael for sending us out another email full of good news.

We close out by forcibly completing the trifecta, and the Boy offers to fart in a bag for those who request it by email.

Email us at: svreasonable@gmail.com.  Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.