Fri, 22 August 2008  On the docket for this week: -Boon for the Industry -Punish the Fans -Our Pal Sal -Bigfoot... On Ice! Before the intros even finish, we introduce the concept of the ass-chair. It'll be available for order soon. We then slide right into our first topic, which focuses on T. Boone Pickens, rich oil baron who is now focusing on alternative energies. Sanguinist's cynical streak shows its ugly head again as we examine Pickens's possible motives. We digress into McCain's latest attack ads, focusing on his energy policy, and then move over onto the 'non-fiction' book about Obama. Largo then offers his dream ticket of Chaney/Voldemort, Sanginist counters with the Cthulhu cabinet, and the Boy derails us with his nuclear train theory. We drag ourselves back on topic by getting back to Pickens's age, the fact that he's ranked on the Forbes list of richest men, and then we veer off again with a question about why Forbes doesn't try to rank the poorest people on the planet. We then digress further with some more conspiracy theories the superhero of the nation's highways, The Green Asshole, and then The Smudge, his sidekick, Skid Marks, and their Chihuahua, Skitters. Largo brings up back on track by discussing the proposed change in rating for Punisher: War Zone, and why trying to cut this film from a hard R to PG-13 is a really, really bad idea. We then broaden the topic to include other superhero movies, including Hulk, Ghost Rider, and Judge Dredd (and we mention that Ghost Rider has the cutest chibi figure out there EVER.) Sanguinist then opens up the possibility of a Lobo movie, and just what rating it would get. That leads us through Bo Derek, into the topic of remakes, then into Death Race, Barbarella, The Day the Earth Stood Still, and Friday the 13th. Sanguinist then cuts right to the heart of the matter and hopes for more tits in horror movies. And don't ask how, but we some how end up with Daleks in an Emo club and our need for an Uwe Boll alarm for the show. Largo closes out the movie section with a few words about Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Sanguinist brings us into our science corner by talking about how the USDA has no friggin' clue about where the recent salmonella outbreaks came from, and through the power of the fish-powered engine, connects that to the anthrax terror attack. Sanguinist closes the science corner with a fun-filled exploration of trichinosis. We then close the show out with the stunning revelation that Bigfoot exists! And he's in a freezer! Either that, or it's a monkey suit stuffed with possum guts. We present the evidence, you decide :P We then somehow get onto the topics of direct TV and why God hates lions. Except for Aslan. We then equate Perkins with Purgatory and Cracker Barrel with Hell. We close with a plug for McTulhu's. Email us at: svreasonable@gmail.com Music used with permission by DJ Lodger and Colin's Way Comments[0] |
Wed, 13 August 2008
On this week's Docket:
-The New Olympic Sport: Concrete Diving -Paris Hilton Sucks the Caucus -The Digital Boobs Still Jiggle -A Special Apology to Morgan Freeman
Before even finishing the intros, we digress into the devastating power of the Boy's ass and how Sanguinist's giant nipple array radar dish can pick up porn in seven different species (including Klingon and Hutt.)
We then hop on topic by briefly discussing the murder of the men's volleyball coach in Beijing, and some wild conspiracy theories that can be read into it (and, similarly, we connect this incident to the Greyhound murder from last week.) We then digress into knock-offs of Optimus Prime and how porn exists for anything popular out there. Anything. We also then spin the Wheel of Putin and discuss how pootin' is a poor nickname for your significant other. We sort of steer back on topic by pointing out that Kobe Bryant got a better welcome in China than President bush did, then immediately digress by discussing the falling price of oil. Sanguinist then drags us back on topic by discussing alternate Olympic locations and some of the fun sporting opportunities afforded thusly. The Boy then mentions that he enjoyed watching Olympic women's volleyball, and we promise to revisit the topic next week.
Largo then sidetracks the show by discussing why a local Chinese restaurant closed down, which then spirals into a discussion of why it's so tough to keep a Chinese restaurant both open and good.
We then Astroglide over to Paris Hilton and her response to John McCain's celebrity ad (which makes us actually like her, pretty much against our will.) We also note that McCain offered to show his wife's breasts to a motorcycle rally and that Benny Hill is looking down from heaven and shaking his head. We then discuss McCain losing his virginity to a T-Rex, Bush inventing the word 'stompled', and the fun-filled Neo-Con theme park Chaneyland, where you 'Git Mo for Your Money!' The case against Osama bin Laden's driver is discussed, then we hit on how the current administration circumvented justice yet again. Then the Boy brings up the fun rumor of Navy SEALS dressing up as Iranian soldiers and attacking our own troops to spark a war, which Sanguinit explains would allow for a contiguous area of war in the Middle East. Sanguinist then posits the level of humor in having the next president declaring Bush an enemy combatant and sending him to Gitmo. We then touch lightly on the thought that 9/11 and Pearl Harbor were both allowed to happen, discuss voting while pissed (in the British sense), talk about Billy Corrigan trying to promote dog adoption, then discuss updating the Wonder Twins (and the concept of 'twincest.' Gods help us.) The digression continues with Largo headbutting the mic, the Hannibal Lector Microphone Mount (and M.C. Lector spinning tunes at an emo club), and the Richard Gere method of killing kittens.
We switch then over to discussing the jiggle factor in Soul Caliber IV (and Bill Cosby makes an unexpected appearance.) We then immediately digress over to Mortal Combat/D.C. : Worlds Collide. We then get back on track by discussing the lack of story depth in SolCal, the fun of creating our own characters and downloadable content, Sanguinist's desire to have Dr. Zaius, and Largo's preference for playing as Ivy. We close out the entertainment corner by discussing upcoming stuff.
We close out with our special apology to Morgan Freeman for suggesting that he might be the next celebrity to die right before his accident. We then wish death on Steve-O and will Farrell, discuss The Big Show being slow roasted for the zombie apocalypse, and Largo plugs R. K. Millholland's Super Stupor comic.
Email us at: svreasonable@gmail.com Music used with permission by DJ Lodger and Colin's Way Comments[0] |
Tue, 5 August 2008
On the docket this week: -Death Bus Two-Thousand!....and Eight. -The Bold New Campaign Strategy: You Damned Kids Get Out of My Azaleas! -*Bing!* You've got Anthrax! -Mummies, Ah, Ah! We start with a graphic depiction of the baffling bus murder that occurred on a Canadian Greyhound bus, then question why nobody did a damned thing to try and stop him. We then answer our own question my examining laws on the books (not to mention social conditioning) about getting involved. We digress then by asking Adam and Jamie from Mythbusters to see if the script from JFK could stop a .50 cal round (not to mention beholding the eldrich power of Kevin Costner's bad film choices), then Peter North makes his appearance for the episode. We somehow then talk about Nazi gold, commercially available jet packs, Bill Gates's couch, and Apple's new product for pirates, the iPatch. We then mock incessantly John McCain's rather ridiculous series of attack ads against Barak Obama before digressing into the numbering of bodily functions and the noise that a Stretch Armstrong might make if he were filled with live scorpions. Sanguinist then floats the idea that McCain might be intentionally throwing the game. We then steer back on topic by noting that you've really hit bottom when Britney Spears shuns your free publicity. We digress yet again by discussing our Government of Juan (and our Army of Juan.) Anthrax then pokes its white, powdery head again as we discuss the foibles of the Anthrax investigation, the subsequent suicide of the prime suspect, and his possible motivation. The Boy then discovers the joys of ethics boards, we quickly discuss the return of habeas corpus, and then the new law on the books that allows for the unreasonable search and seizure of laptops on international trips. We then discuss marketing the show on air, throwing back to a tradition from a former life :P We drift on to our last topic by explaining why The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor isn't nearly as bad as everyone is saying it is. We're not saying that it's great, mind, but it deserves better than 9% on Rotten Tomatoes. We speculate that coming out after The Dark Knight may have had a detrimental effect on both this, The X-Files, and Hellboy II. We then examine Hollywood's knee-jerk reaction to the dip in ticket sales over the last few years. Largo then steps sideways to discuss the ComicCon footage from Punisher: War Zone (of which he's less than enamored) and X-Men Origins: Wolverine (of which he was.) We end by talking a bit about genre movies and the waves in which they are released and zombie computers.
Email us at: svreasonable@gmail.com Music used with permission by DJ Lodger and Colin's Way Comments[0] |
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