Hello everyone.  Due to the holiday and other factors, there will be no show this week.  See you next week with a whole new load of funny.

There is no docket this week. Deal with it.

We start with a shout out to Lake Dead, then discuss how it actually shouldn't have been in Horrorfest at all. Apparently, Frontier(s), the film that was originally supposed to show, was way too graphic. We may or may not have to watch it and review it. We'll see. We then discuss The Strangers and how it's supposedly based on a true story. We also touch on why this is just damned disturbing. Similarly, the fact that Borderland was based on a true story gets touched on. We then essentially reprise the Horrorfest experience.

We then slide onto the topic of faux motivational posters and their RPG origins, discuss the cumbersome nature of next gen game controllers, and discuss both the impact of the Xbox and the lies contained in the Mac vs P.C. commercials (warning: rant contained therein.) We somehow then get into a discussion of what the codename of G.I. Joe's mess hall chief's code name would be.

Sanguinist then gives his thoughts on Iron Man, since he hadn't seen it in time for last week's review. We then touch on unlikely Marvel movies like Millie the Model and Night Nurse before discussing dream writers on comics-to-movie adaptations and Will Smith's Hancock. The Daleks make their triumphant return to the show, as well as Doctors Where, What, and When. And close your mental eye as we discuss The Boy's Flea impersonation.

We then discuss George Lucas's determination to buy the moon and urn it into a Death Star using the new Indiana Jones DVD money.

Somehow, we then get onto the topic of just how bad Robocop 3 was and how ten shots of vodka made it all better and how much you don't need alcohol to enjoy Slither.

We then get back to Indiana Jones, discussing all four movies and then discuss yet another game from SVR studios (as well as all the other SVR sideprojects.)

The Boy then brings up Hurl, the spewtastic new show from G4. Listen to how thrilled we are, then hit that old reality show stand-by Fear Factor before ending with folks being maimed and/or killed on amusement park rides.

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Music used with permission by DJ Lodger and Colin's Way

No, we're not dead and we haven't quit; we just lost a show.

On the docket this week is:

-Musta Spaced on That...

-Something Vaguely Entertaining

Anyway, this episode begins with an exploration of just how much Windows sucks, partcularly since they're trying to push Vista. We also finally reveal Sanguinist's former place of employment and compare the labyrinthine hints laid to the plot of Lost. We then touch on Aztec Rex, yet another quality film from Sci-Fi.

We the segue over to the launch of a private space station and just how the mainstream media missed it This also ties in nicely with the New Mexico private space station. We somehow then discuss creepy roommates, the Boy's physicality, and the SVR drinking game. Spam and its relative level of cleverness then rear their ugly heads only to collide with LOL cats. Private moon probes bring us back on topic for about a minute before we slide over to conspiracy theories about the faked moon landing and how that theory will continue long after we establish a Martian colony. We then recast the X-Files using Muppets.

We then realize that Largo completely spaced on the fact that we were supposed to discuss the trapdoor spider named after Neil Young, which leads to a discussion about how tough it is to stay angry when you're comfortable. That rage leads to a discussion about Rage Against the Machine and Type O Negative (and Peter Steele's impressive...stature. And how his lost parks and Recreation job.)

We then beg for e-mail. Again. Send us some.

Screaming back on track, we discuss Gary Larson's career before becoming a cartoonist and how etymologists are just weird. Sanguinist then discusses how to name a new species, just so there's some educational segment to the show. The education continues with discussion of the pain scale for stinging insects and how you can use it for fun and profit. Science continues to be fun as we discuss fire ants and bullet ants and how they can fuck you up royally, then end up discussing the 'special' line in heaven.

We close out with two movie reviews for Something Vaguely Entertaining. We start up with Iron Man, but not before discussing how much we love Christina Ricci's breasts. The Boy and Largo agree that Iron Man rocks, and that Robert Downey Jr. IS Tony Stark. We also agree that the effects were pretty darned good. We then digress into previous Marvel movies and how they might have been... less than good. The Boy then gives his one caveat to liking Iron Man and the couple of gimmies in the film. Discussion about future Marvel movies then ensues, focusing on concerns about The Incredible Hulk.

We then move on to Speed Racer, the first movie that the SVR crew has been divided on. Largo liked it, Sanguinist didn't. Listen to find out why :P

We close out with a quick preview of G.I. Joe and The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.

Email us at: svreasonable@gmail.com

Music used with permission by DJ Lodger and Colin's Way