On this week's docket:


-Truck Stop Fungus!

-I Always Thought that This Sort of Thing Would Have Corporate Sponsorship

-Feeling a Little Gamey


Largo starts the show by coughing up a lung, the Boy insults Jason Bateman, and we look at the benefits and drawbacks to Slow-Time Bubbles.


Sanguinist introduces a fungus that makes diesel fuel through a comparison of the last eight years of government with a really bad booze party that one wakes up from in strange places and covered in strange fluids. Believe it or not, the comparison works. We look at the feasibility of using this fungus through genetic manipulation (with a sidetrack over to Beerman, the first yeast-based superhero) before giving a rundown on just why fungus shall inherit the earth. We also look at Sanguinist's plans to be a Bio-Pirate in another life before digressing onto the question of what you'd call the prostitute's equivalent of Athelete's Foot. We also look at the bizarre need for geeks to make female versions of Madalorians and Stormtroopers. We also looks at the shortcomings of the relaunch of the Star Wars figures right before the Special Editions, Rick Santorum's head exploding, and the similarities between the Running Man and the Pennsylvania Lottery.


Sanguinist drags us back on topic by discussing the ramifications of an online suicide, mostly focusing on how those who cry out most for hands-off regulation failing to display the level of maturity necessary to police oneself to make that regulation unnecessary. Largo also brings up the on-air suicide of Bud Dwyer for context. We also look at the appalling lack of sociopaths in the United States today before exploring just how different Ralphie's story would have been had he been given a .22 instead of a BB gun. Then we look at how Bush used the Bible to guide his life before looking at a time-travelling pretzel being used by Skynet to kill Bush.


Sanguinist assures us that World of Goo has nothing to do with porn. It is, instead, a downloadable game that he lost a chunk of his life to where one guides semi-sentient blobs in an attempt to solve puzzles. We also look at Peter North's proposed game World of Spoodgecraft (and wonder just when he's gonna serve us a cease and desist order.) To complete the Trifecta yet again, Largo gives his thoughts on the new Star Trek trailer. We also give our opinions on the new Watchmen trailer before Largo praises the extras on the Collectors' Edition of Hellboy II (and hops on his old hobby-horse about doing as much on a film practically as one can.) Keeping in the movies theme, we look at the totally unsurprising first-weekend success of Twilight and ponder if it'll drop like a stone or go on like Titanic. This leads into both a general vampires-who-don't-drink-human-blood discussion as well as a here's-a-well-we-wouldn't-mind-you-going-back-to-Hollywood discussion. We then finally get back on topic by talking about how pleasantly surprised Largo was by Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe. Trust us, it isn't nearly as cheesy as it sounds. And we close with the Boy wanting to go run around in the cold, naked and covered in lime-green Jello.

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On the show this week:


-Bond, Jason Bour... Waitaminute...

-Something Vaguely Scientific

-Feelin' a Little Gamey


We start the show by asking where in the world Super-Joe is, then we shill for email yet again. The Boy briefly discusses how his dog is an aspiring Houdini before Largo offers his review of Quantum of Solace. Listen to see what he thought. We then digress over into rejected Care Bears like Plague Bear before discussing the actual Care Bear that is a member of the thought police. We then make sure we earn the explicit rating we have on iTunes.


Sanguinist then gives us a science story that we missed while we were electionating; a recent study of the devastating flu pandemic of 1918 that more-or-less ended WWI suggested that viral and bacteriological infections worked together to kill, kill, kill. Fun news is that this could happen again. We also digress onto fun musicals like Jesus Christ; Superpimp and A Night at the Brothel. Sanguinist also improvs an online dating profile for the HIV virus. We also speculate on the California fires beginning as fires to make insurance claims before discussing marketing Liquid Doom, the bizarre political calls Sanguinist is still receiving,George Lucas's “Waiting for Godot: Special Edition�, and the inanity of Dragonball Z.


The Boy moves us on to our last topic by admitting that Fallout 3 isn't quite so bad. It's no great shakes, mind, given that there are numerous problems already reported (including a worldmap that can be walked in five minutes), but it wasn't the steaming pile that he was expecting it to be. He also notes that the creators don't seem to be planning to put out the tool kit that made Morrowind and Oblivion not suck (thanks to the fans.) He also mentions how people had a cow when breasts appeared in Oblivion (though we can graphically blow people apart with no complaints.) The Boy then tops the story about the “Epic Lay� with a story about some woman who is willing to pay (in game money) for some guy to screw her on team speak while fighting in a battleground with her guild. Good luck with that, miss, given the laundry list of requirements you're asking for. This brings us to Wrath of the Litch King, which ate up most of the Boy's life for a day or so. He runs down the niftiness available to Death Knights. He also extols the virtues of phased quests while Largo mentions that, back in his day, we didn't have fancy things like phased quests and 3D graphics; it was all done in ASCII. We close out by floating the concepts of Warcraft Babies and the children's book “Tuberculosis and You; or Why is Grandpa's Lung on My Plate?�

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On this weeks program:

-Election Fallout!

-Joe the Turncoat

-Assassin's Bleed


We start by welcoming Largo's cough back to the show, as well as Largo's cats. Sanguinist then briefly visits an alternate universe where McCain won the election before we discuss the results of the election in this world. Largo mentions how pleased he is that McCain finally found his dignity during his concession speech, and Sanguinist revisits his conspiracy theory about McCain being run as a sacrificial lamb by the Republican Party before reminding us that the Mayan calendar ends in 2012 and speculating that Palin may be the cause. We then touch briefly on Ted Stevens and the concept of Alaska being for lovers. Sanguinist then explores the 'Christian' rights that the nation was founded on and how the Evangelical Right was trying to drag us back into the Dark Ages, then we discuss Karl Rove's complete about face on Obama's street cred as a conservative. Largo also brings up how Obama's campaign had absolutely nothing to do with a Rove-style campaign no matter what some mouthpieces may say before saying that “Secret Muslim� sounds like it should be a bad exploitation Marvel Comic from the '70s. We then digress onto the concept of the Jewrastamuslim. Leave your political correctness at the door.

Largo drags the train back on track by wondering why the Democratic Party is kissing Joe Lieberman's ass. Much bitching ensues before we digress onto zombies, as we are wont to do. Look here to see if Sanguinist found his picture of Buddy Christ walking amongst the undead in Pittsburgh. We also speculate on what would happen if a zombie bit Keith Richards, if Sly Stallone could act as an interpreter for Richards, and what would happen if Stallone and Schwarzenegger bump fists to activate their Eighties Icon powers. More Keith Richards silliness closes this topic out.

We take a small break to wonder if we could find a convention or something where we could distribute some promotional materials before getting silly again by wondering about aliens landing on the White House lawn because Obama seems diplomatic enough to talk to. The Boy continues the silliness by revealing that he's been working with Cobra scientists to build the best president ever by cloning genetic material from our greatest leaders before Largo brings up Joker Brand sausage and Sanguinist secretly replaces our Folgers Crystals with Crystal Meth.

Sanguinist moves us on to our next topic my detailing a way to reprogram T-Cells to attack cells infected with AIDS. The Boy brings up a different bit of science by mentioning a map made of one patient's cancer mutations. Sanguinist brings in the scary by telling how the T-Cells can be programed to do horrible, horrible things to the human body. Mad Science ahoy! Sanguinist then details why a vaccine for HIV is unlikely before we get sidetracked by tentacle sex yet again.


We briefly eulogize Michael Crichton before renewing our plea to George R. R. Martin to finish his series already. Largo reminds us that Jurassic Park IV is coming soon, and Sanguinist wonders if any of the newly discovered dinos are going to make an appearance. This leads Largo to reminisce about Walking with Dinosaurs before hopping back onto the political stump to ponder if a Democatic majority can bring some balance back to government. Not saying that they'll fix things, mind, just screw 'em up in the other direction and hopefully stop near the middle.

We close out by wondering if flatulence disrupts Force powers.

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On the show this week:

-Halloween ('Cause We Couldn't Come Up With a Clever Name for the Segment)

-Feeling a Little Gamey

-No Trick, No Treat, No Pulse

-Something Vaguely Random

We begin with the Catten/Ike Turner Olympics, then discuss how our various Halloween costumes and events went before immediately digressing into the lands of Zaphod Beeblerox, bad anime villains (Xerxes Tireiron Dada, anyone? Anyone?), and Bible Adventures for the NES. Largo then brings up his masochistic streak in signing up once again for NaNoWriMo, the National Novel Writing Month. Wish him luck with that. Sanguinist suggests that Largo write something like Dianetics, maybe make his own religion, and that leads to some discussion of what those religions would entail and the concept of God as a Time Lord. That in turn leads to Largo's thoughts on David Tennant leaving Doctor Who, a brief history of the Doctor's regenerations, Largo's wish for a multi-Doctor story featuring all the actors still able to play the role, and speculation about how the Doctor is going to react to getting so close to the end of his regenerations. Sanguinist then moves over onto the concept again of Tennant playing the Riddler, the we bitch yet again about Joel Schumacher's Batman movies. Largo then drags us back on topic by reporting that the improvised Freddy Krueger prosthetics turned out just fine, then we discuss our Halloween night at the bar. We then discuss morons who think the Necronomicon is real, the concept of Kirkthulu, and the girls that Largo wasn't able to get a shot of, and Largo's Costume Contest rant.

We give Zael a shout out for giving us an email. This is significant enough to mention all by itself.

Sanguninist starts off Feeling a Little Gamey by introducing us to Greg Stolze's Reign and his cool concept of ransoming off his game and supplements as a way to battle PDF piracy. We digress over onto the shortcomings of White Wolf indexes and table of contents, then we get distracted by boobs atomic and anemic. Sanguinist drags up back on topic by discussing magic and how it relates to gaming worlds. The Boy then gives us a breakdown on why Red Alert had always been the tongue-in-cheek subset of the Command and Conquer series, including armored Russian bears, psychokineic Japanese schoolgirls, and catapults as transport methods for troops. The Boy also runs down the cast of the game and gives his thumbs up to all but Jenny McCarthy. We close out this topic with Guitar Hero: World Tour and how Largo and The Boy have to dump money down for more instruments. Digressions that follow focus on Guitar Hero: Mortal Kombat and a World of Warcraft axe that turns into a guitar and lets you shred. The Boy updates Sanguinist on the status of the WoW zombie infestation, and largo speculates how useful zombie gingerbread men would have been in D&D.

We move on to the last scheduled topic by mentioning a really horrible Halloween tragedy where a convicted felon shot and killed a kid and his father when they knocked at his door for Trick-or-Treat. We mine the only pleasure available in this story by speculating just what kind of prison justice this moron is going to face. This leads to a far more pleasant digression about Charles Manson focusing his mental powers through the swastika on his forehead, speaking to evil like Aquaman can speak to fish.

We close the show by comparing this episode's lack of focus to previous episodes, then mentioning how nice it'll be to hear about something other than the election on the news.

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On the docket for this week:

-The Backwards B Avenger Strikes!

-ZOMG, It's a World Event!

-RingRingRingRingRingRingRing, McCain Phone!

We digress before even getting into the topics by exploring the genetic love child of Steven Tyler and David Lee Roth as run through Cyndi Lauper.

We start the show proper by expounding on why Sanguinist was less than pleased with the media's coverage of the girl who 'carved' a backwards B into her face and claimed to have been assaulted by a massive African-American Obama supporter, then he gives us tips on giving yourself a black eye. Sanguinist then gives us a breakdown of who fights with whom in western PA. He then calls Jack Murtha out on the carpet, we define “helpin'�, then we point out the two types of dead people in western PA. We close the topic out by talking about how disliking the Steelers is a hangin' offense in Pittsburgh and how Palin's appearance on SNL did nobody any favors (other than Lorne Michaels.)

We digress onto accelerated global warming and the amusing comparison between McCain's speech and The Penguin's speech from the '60s show. We then talk about OPEC cutting production to try and bring gas and oil prices back up and how prices continue to fall anyway. Sanguinist then sings the praises of the maglev train that never quite seems to happen in Pennsylvania.

The Boy tries to walk us through the world event leading up to the release of WoW: Wrath of the Litch King, but gets distracted by zombie rim jobs and repeated butt-sex jokes. Once we finally pull ouselves back together, we discuss the zombie rampage spreading across Azaroth. We also discuss the return of the King to Stormwind. And we then run down the list of upcoming games that we're looking forward to. And Fallout 3, which we're not. And we then digress over into how the King disciplines employees that fail him and how Manatee is supposed to be tasty.

We then jump back onto the campaign trail, wondering if Sarah Palin had really been doing as much damage as the media seemed to be suggesting, then we move over into the incalculable stupidity of dissing fruit fly research when it's been shown to lead to advances in an area of interest of her campaign, diagnosing special needs children. The Boy then discusses the fact that some fast-food kid's meals contain enough calories to feed an Olympic athlete, then we discuss our own fast-food eating habits, zombies as a renewable food source, and Spam versus Armor Treet (with Flava Flave.)

Sanguinist then discusses the ridiculous number of calls he received from the Republican Party (or affiliated organizations) over the course of one weekend, and most of them were RoboCalls. 'Cause annoying possible voters is always a good idea. We also discuss using political mailings as kindling. We then digress into using zombies as a police force (though we could never get 'em to work in New Jersey), why there are no mutant simians in the Marvel Universe, and introduce Vegas, mutant probability bender and stripper.

We close out by discussing how they could have saved Enterprise by having some hot Borg on Vulcan action and hitting our trifecta for the first time in ages.

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-A Little Bit of Retail Therapy

-You Can Vote if You Want To, We Will Leave Your Vote Behind

-Halloweenies!

-Winging It

We start off with Largo confessing that he had to spend an inordinate amount of money because he's had a really, really crappy week. He talks about the Best Buy exclusive bust from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (and somehow digress onto the relative levels of hariness of the cast and the new UPN program Sasquatch Nights), his Diamond Select Original Star Trek phaser and communicator set, an Ironhide and a Prowl from the Transformers Universe line (complete with a head!), his Captain America shield, and almost buying a $150 Millennium Falcon. Sanguinist counters with the ease of storage for the PDF role-playing books he's purchased.


We then digress into the need to spray caulk into cracks, which then leads into the cocks trying to block voting. Sangiunist focuses on efforts in Ohio, Nevada, and Montana to try and disenfranchise folks who have lost their homes, then Largo brings up the Obama camp's attempt to cut the Republican attempt to curtail the vote off before it even starts. Sanguinist mentions folks he's heard of that will vote for every office but president (comparing it to Christmas starting earlier and earlier at a retail level), which then leads to Largo's anti-Christmas, anti-retail rant. We then also address the inanity that is Sweetest Day and the Palpatine/Palin 2012 ticket, the power of the Boy's physique, and the power of the Boy's colon, Graham Spanier's need to drink the bottled innocence that Penn State squeezes out of it's student body, Sarah Palin winking out of existence, how Largo will self-immolate if he hears the name Joe the Plumber even one more time, and PennDot somehow causing the apocalypse.


Sanguinist then kills us by showing us the absolute worst Spider-Man costume ever. Click and weep. Much like a train wreck, we just can't look away. We bet you won't be able to, either. We then move over to discuss TNA Wrestling and how it has potential. Now if it could just execute it. This also leads to a WCW lament and our own federation featuring Coal Bucket matches.


We slip over onto Peter North's superhero identity, the latest Billy and Mandy Halloween special, and the Hyper-Boli before discussing our plans for Halloween. Largo closes the show by digressing over into the J.J. Abrams Star Trek reboot and how he's annoyed that the bridge doesn't look like the original one.

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On this week's show:

- Oh, Johnny, Did You Back the Wrong Horse

- Darth Palin Fails Her Stealth Roll
- The Worst Week EVER!
- The Phantom Review
- A Vaguely Special Request

We start by discussing McCain's strangely stupid plan to buy up bad mortgages to save the banks as opposed to saving homeowners, and Largo states that he likes big assets. Largo then digresses into how dead he'd be of alcohol poisoning if the phrase “my friends� had been part of the Debate Drinking Game and Sanguinist sets us straight on how the Town Hall setting is supposed to be McCain's strong suit. We then wonder why the Secret Service is failing to arrest the people making terroristic threats against Obama at McCain/Palin events. Sanguinist then gives us his stunningly clever conspiracy theory as to why Bush got the nod in 2000 and McCain had to wait until this election cycle.

We then move on to how Palin's comments about Obama's 'ties' to terrorists and playing the Reverend Wright angle seem a little hypocritical given her ties to the Alaskan secession movement and her own witch-hunting religious figure, then we touch on the guilty verdict in the Troopergate scandal. We also look at the strangely outdated mode of communication, the wink. Then the Boy hatches his plan to use bees to kill his enemies. We try to get back on topic, then get sidetracked again with the use of the Domestic Spying program to observe US Servicemen having phone sex with their wives. We close out the Palin topic by examining just whose bright idea it was to send Palin to Johnstown, PA, and why it's analogous to have Obama address the Klan.

We then watch the Dow go down faster than a well-paid prostitute. Sanguinist uses his part-time job as a barometer to gauge the market, and be place our bets as to how low we can go. Sanguinist takes one of his few remaining chances to take a pot shot at Bush, then we discuss the concept of being able to afford our next war as opposed to borrowing the funds from China. Sanguinist pushes yet again for another political party, and we posit using reality television to narrow down the field for presidential candidates.

Largo then brings up Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (because he's planning to run a Star Wars game), and he and the boys offer a review. Listen and share our pain.

We close the show by beseeching George R. R. Martin to please finish The Song of Fire and Ice before he dies so that we don't have to have someone pull a Robert Jordan on it (or a Stephen King, where he has to get hit by a van before getting back into gear.)

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On the docket this week:

-Horrorfest Lives Again

-Palin in Comparison

-No Clever Title for a Bit About Clone Wars

-Feelin' a Little Gamey

Getting off topic right off the bat, Largo brings up the collector's set for Hellboy 2 and bitches a bit about the lack of quality control for the set for the first movie. As Largo searches the net for details about the gimme, the Boy tells a charming tale of a wandering mute who went door to door searching for alcohol. The Boy then goes off on a tangent about ChronoTrigger, inspired by the design for the members of the Golden Army. Largo then segues sideways over onto the Best Buy collector's set for Iron Man and the lack of good advertising on their part, then Sanguinist tells us of his love of tentacles (and we speculate about the Mythbusters making an Overfiend costume.)

We get back on topic by talking about Sci-Fi's airing of (most of) the Horrorfest films from last year (and talk about how this year's Horrorfest doesn't actually happen until next year.) We speculate over why Nightmare Man and Tooth and Nail didn't air, then we wonder if we really need a Saw V (and speculate about what a Saw/Hostel crossover would be called.) We then sidetrack on to... odd money making schemes to be able to afford a trip to Philadelphia for Horrorfest.

We sidetrack on to a story about a researcher who accidentally had a stream of particles pass through his noggin and how it could be applied to a horror film. Or a porno. Or a Rob Schneider film called Duce Bigalow: Undead Gigolo. We also sidetrack onto the topic of incontinence. We apologize for the sleep-deprived inanity. Incontinence segues over into continents, which segues over into Superman Returns, which segues over into Superpimp and some wonderfully un-PC ranting on the part of the Boy.

We start the Palin topic by talking about how talking about Putin rearing his head makes us think of Zombie Nation, and old NES game, and maybe a song by Rob Zombie (before digressing into a slightly more serious topic; the train disaster caused by a driver texting and blowing a stop signal.) We get back on topic proper by wondering how Palin not spontaneously combusting on stage during the debate turned out to be a victory (and sidetrack yet again by giving props to Keith Olbermann for a comment about a comment about Palin's performance and discussing a faux ad stating why voting for Palin 'cause she's cute is a silly, silly idea.)

The Boy then rants about SoulCaliber's 'spooky' Halloween costume downloads and how you're not even shown how many or what type before paying for them (and we also digress on to Ivy's breasts) as well as the ability to download weapons that you're supposed to unlock by playing the game. He then also talks about MegaMan 9, which is done in an amazingly old-school style. The Boy and largo both approve. The Boy then runs down his current wishlist, then we discuss fun stuff that could be done with Doom. We move on by extolling the virtues of good downloadable content, the downside of MMORPGs, and which Blizzard game will become their next MMO. We then close out by talking about Wii Serf and the problems inherent therein.

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9/27/08 Show Notes

On this week's docket:

-That's Debatable

-Wile E. Cyote; Suuuuuper Economist

-Tanks for the Memories

-Feelin' a Little Gamey

We start by discussing how Janet Jackson must be an android because she has a metal nipple that you twist to charge her up then speculating just how horrible porn music by John Williams would be.

Using Darth Vader as the moderator for the presidential debate brings us to our first topic, and we then jump ahead to the vice presidential debate and how we are looking forward to seeing Sarah Palin self immolate. Largo moves back to the first presidential debate by admitting that, much as he didn't want to, the thing was pretty much a draw (though Sanguinist brings up how awkward McCain's body language was.) Sanguinist also brings up the ridiculousness of McCain's plan for a spending freeze on everything but defense. We then sort of defend McCain for not being able to say Ahmadinejad, then change our minds. We also lament the fact that Obama let so many shots pass by. Largo mentions that he both liked and disliked the debate format in that it let both candidates rebut but also showed a lack of control in keeping the candidates speaking one at a time. We postulate that, for future debates, the moderator should have either a mic kill switch or a taser. We then move again over to the upcoming VP debate after detailing the difficulties in cashing a large cardboard check. We set up the rules for the Sarah Palin Drinking Game in advance, hoping that she actually shows for the debate. Optimus Prime and Chulhu's platforms make us wish that they were actually running, and Sanguinist pledges to give us the cabinet positions that should be granted to the Great Old Ones.

Gears shift then over to the fact that House Republicans were the ones to kill Bush's Bail Out plan. The Emo Ticket then rears it's cutting head with the campaign slogan "D is for Depression.� Largo then mentions that WaMu has become the largest financial disaster in American history, but is at least consoled by the fact that Bank of America didn't buy them. Sanguinist then speculates on how the the market can be used as an indicator of how well the candidates did on the debate. Largo disagrees. We then point out that by the time you actually hear this show, you'll already know.

Sanguinist sidetracks us by bringing up female stadium football, then Sean Connery rears his head as the Ass Man, this week's new superhero who has the ability to use his telekinesis to molest women.

The theft of Ukrainian tanks by pirates makes out next topic sing, and we discuss hiding tanks in very, very baggy pants and the transdimentional anal space where Connor McCloud stores his sword. We drag the tanker back on task by speculating to whom one would try to sell tanks before digressing on to the difficulties the south is having getting gas. We close this topic by presenting the Bible converted to D&D 4.0.

We move into Gameland with the Boy mentioning that you can download Red Alert from Westwood's website, discussing how Game Stop's employees are morons, pointing out that the system has changes for the upcoming Legends of Wrestling, revisiting the suck that shall be Fallout 3, and pointing out how one can respec his character after the release of Litch King. We close out this topic with the Boy's gripe about lack of costumes on the PS3 version and various smart ass comments related to such.

Largo closes the show out by mentioning that he is almost tempted to break his Spider-Man embargo to buy the issue that Stephen Colbert guest stars in. The others tell him to resist.

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9/14/08 Show Notes

On the docket this week:

-Something Vaguely Political

-Feeling a Little Gamey

-Blew into Texas Lookin' for Tina

We begin the show by explaining how technology and nature have conspired to screw SVR's ability to record and broadcast shows (we're still technically recovering from this almost a month later.) We also discuss leveling up using way too much caffeine and religion being the largest MMORPG in history. The Boy brings up a church that was also acting as a swingers' club that got busted because someone advertised in on the Internet, then Sanguinist introduces the bottomless restaurant. We then than R.K. Milholland for introducing Sanguinist to the concept of stitching sex toys into teddy bears. No, really, Randy, we thank you.

Then we finally get to our topics, beginning with the headline "John McCain's Wife HATES Sarah Palin!� Sanguinist then runs over the reasons why Palin has managed to close the numbers between McCain and Obama, then Largo plays the Hitler card, which would end this if it were an Internet thread. Sanguinist posits using kitten sacrifice to lower property taxes, then talks about how Neocons should be labeled as a separate party, thus saving the Republicans. We also look at how posting political plans on the candidates' websites isn't really a selling point, then Sanguinist pleads for someone, anyone, to lay out their specific plans in an open forum. We then look at the semantics between $250,000 and “a quarter of a million dollars� and explore the power of firearms in Western Pennsylvania, which sucks the funny right out of the show. We bring that back with a Photoshopped image of Sarah Palin holding a shotgun by a creek.

The Boy shifts over into Gameland by discussing his problems with World of Warcraft, having had his account suspended (he'd had someone steal his account through a keylogger) and the Admins playing a game of Blame the Victim. He then shifts briefly over to Disgaea 3, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, and Lego Batman. We then move over briefly to the logistics of Lego Luke carrying Lego Yoda, who is the same size as him, on his back. We then digress over into Yoda selling adult diapers, using the Force for both slow murder and sex. Fun stuff. We scoot back to Force Unleashed to discuss how the Force powers are utilized better in this game than in others. DJ Vader then makes a brief appearance before confusing his scratch board with his motor skills board. Sanguinist then brings up the impending train wreck that is Fallout 3, and the Boy and Largo lament with him before hoping that this year's Raw vs. Smackdown will be better than last year's. We then move entirely sideways by discussing who would win in a fight, Jedi or Saiyans, and discuss how the Frieza saga can be watched in about 45 seconds. Sanguinist draws us back on topic by discussing just why he likes Spore, especially since it's pissed off both the religious right, the militant atheists, and the DRM crowd. We also discuss Sporn briefly.

We then ensure our ticket to hell is fist class by making a joke about Ike blowing into Texas looking for Tina, which leads us to a pretty good scam or making money off of people's desire to go to heaven. The concept of mandatory evacuations and the less-than-literal interpretation of such brings us back on topic. We discuss how Ike was everything that Gustav was supposed to be and more. The Boy discusses the possibility of deflecting a hurricane with shaking breasts and porn from the 40's. We then close the show with the contents of Largo's garbage can, the spike in gas prices from Ike, and selling your kids' organs for fun and profit.

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 Due to some resent electrical storms and other bits of technology loveliness, we will not be able to record or post new shows for the next few weeks.  We will then post with our usual amount of zombie chasing fish-power nonsense. 

On this weeks docket:

-ObamaBarrage!

-Palindrone

-They Must Have Made a Better Mousetrap...

-Something Vaguely Random

We start by talking about Obama's acceptance speech, even though none of us actually had a chance to see it, then Sanguinist gives us the highlight reel from the week-long Democratic National Convention. We also wonder just why MSNBC chose to do their coverage from an open-air balcony, making it virtually unwatchable. Then the Juggernaut makes an unscheduled appearance, which throws us off topic for a bit, an then we discuss the implausibility of 9/11 being an inside job an how transparency in government seems to not matter so much. Sanguinist then wonders if Obama's post-convention bump in the polls has anything to do with having an old, white guy as veep.

Sanguinist then tells us a heartwarming tale of a 527 ad that managed to somehow get sued by * everybody * involved. Truly, there is some justice in the world. Go, Team Venture.

We then discuss the pro-life, pro-drilling, pro-abstinence education only, under investigation crazy lay for veep (and Peter North makes his appearance quickly.) We also discuss the conspiracy theories behind McCain's choice before digressing onto Largo's preference for crazy ladies and Emperor Palpatine speaking to both his Realtor and his exterminator, the Boy answering the phone at Pizza Hut as Kermit the Frog, and the Emo Relocation Program. Largo puts a stop to the madness before it can talk about Wonder Twincest yet again.

The Boy then talks about creating Super Mice. Sanguinist expresses a desire to shift the range of his vision to have better night vision and to return some plasticity to his brain. We now wait for the inevitable backlash from the religious right. We then shift over onto technology applicable to both power armor and helping the disabled to walk. Sanguinist and the Boy explore tons of applications for the technology that aren't military.

We then officially switch over into Something Vaguely Random, beginning by talking about a rare instance where Sanguinist officially condones an act of vandalism. Why so serious, indeed. This leads into the Boy and Sanguinist's plan to take care of all those babies that would be born if Roe v Wade gets overturned (before moving on to capital punishment and vegetarianism.) We close out by discussing a fan-made poster using David Tennant as The Riddler and the possibilities therein (we also talk about how we can make Antonio Banderas into Bane.) We close out with Sanguinist giving his take on what he'd like to see for the next Batman movie.

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On this weeks docket:

-Retractions

-Mr. McCain, Why Do You Hate D&D

-Biden His Time

-Die, Superman, Die!

We start by correcting the misreporting that Punisher: War Zone was being re-cut to be PG-13, then we clarify that, surprisingly, the bigfoot in a freezer was a scam. Largo then slides over onto the topic of spam, then Sanguinist expresses a desire to see the Mythbusters take on the 9/11 conspiracy theories. We close out this topic by discussing how technology hates us and how the Borg have the best health care system in the galaxy.

Largo then shifts us over to the fact that D&D has apparently become a watchword over on the McCain website, and not in a good way. We speculate that it's just another case of McCain's “Get out of my azaleas� syndrome, given that the big hullabaloo about D&D was over twenty years ago. Sanguinist also points out that a sub-type of gamer, the rules lawyer, is actually a republican, then moves the discussion over to McCain's latest campaign foibles.

We smoothly move over then to Obama's Veep pick, Joe Biden. Largo likes him, and the others mock Largo incessantly for it. We follow up by speculating about McCain's Veep pick, then realize that we didn't get nearly the mileage out of this topic as we thought we would (but not before digressing over to Suicide Girl names, misusing the Sword of Omens, wondering just why the hell Mumm Ra ever had to stay in his wrinkled-up old man form, questioning if anyone even remembers Tigersharks, exploring Mario as a porn star, and firing a giant dildo out of the Death Star's main gun.)

Sanguinist launches into a side rant into the newly formed Zombie Rights movement, taking a stand against the internet's exploitation of them. Then Largo gives a (very) brief review of Death Race and The Boy pitches the idea of remaking and updating The Running Man.

Largo gets the show back onto its scheduled topics by talking about Warner Brothers's plans to do all future DC movies as “dark and realistic as the character allows,� making us wonder just how that applies to a guy who can fly, bounce bullets off of his chest, and shoot frickin' laser beams out of his eyes (but not before speculating on just why Titanic was so popular.) We also digress over onto the fiasco that Tim Burton's Superman film almost was, the fiascoes that almost were Justice League and Batman vs. Superman, Jason Statham as Daredevil, and Kevin Smith's failure to shoot Ben Affleck in the leg to prevent him from making Gili.

We close out by discussing The Boy's plan to kill Superman. Listen to discover just what it is (Lex Luthor, take notes.) And if either Mark Waid or Geoff Johns happens to be listening, we want to know what you think. We then give a little history of the various Crises in the DCU and how they've redefined the universe, then Sanguinist goes into just how much he likes the concept of multi-colored Krytonite, leading us to close with Superman with a case of the munchies.

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On the docket for this week:

-Boon for the Industry

-Punish the Fans

-Our Pal Sal

-Bigfoot... On Ice!

Before the intros even finish, we introduce the concept of the ass-chair. It'll be available for order soon.

We then slide right into our first topic, which focuses on T. Boone Pickens, rich oil baron who is now focusing on alternative energies. Sanguinist's cynical streak shows its ugly head again as we examine Pickens's possible motives.

We digress into McCain's latest attack ads, focusing on his energy policy, and then move over onto the 'non-fiction' book about Obama. Largo then offers his dream ticket of Chaney/Voldemort, Sanginist counters with the Cthulhu cabinet, and the Boy derails us with his nuclear train theory.

We drag ourselves back on topic by getting back to Pickens's age, the fact that he's ranked on the Forbes list of richest men, and then we veer off again with a question about why Forbes doesn't try to rank the poorest people on the planet. We then digress further with some more conspiracy theories the superhero of the nation's highways, The Green Asshole, and then The Smudge, his sidekick, Skid Marks, and their Chihuahua, Skitters.

Largo brings up back on track by discussing the proposed change in rating for Punisher: War Zone, and why trying to cut this film from a hard R to PG-13 is a really, really bad idea. We then broaden the topic to include other superhero movies, including Hulk, Ghost Rider, and Judge Dredd (and we mention that Ghost Rider has the cutest chibi figure out there EVER.) Sanguinist then opens up the possibility of a Lobo movie, and just what rating it would get. That leads us through Bo Derek, into the topic of remakes, then into Death Race, Barbarella, The Day the Earth Stood Still, and Friday the 13th. Sanguinist then cuts right to the heart of the matter and hopes for more tits in horror movies.

And don't ask how, but we some how end up with Daleks in an Emo club and our need for an Uwe Boll alarm for the show.

Largo closes out the movie section with a few words about Star Wars: The Clone Wars.

Sanguinist brings us into our science corner by talking about how the USDA has no friggin' clue about where the recent salmonella outbreaks came from, and through the power of the fish-powered engine, connects that to the anthrax terror attack. Sanguinist closes the science corner with a fun-filled exploration of trichinosis.

We then close the show out with the stunning revelation that Bigfoot exists! And he's in a freezer! Either that, or it's a monkey suit stuffed with possum guts. We present the evidence, you decide :P We then somehow get onto the topics of direct TV and why God hates lions. Except for Aslan. We then equate Perkins with Purgatory and Cracker Barrel with Hell.

We close with a plug for McTulhu's.

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On this week's Docket:

-The New Olympic Sport: Concrete Diving

-Paris Hilton Sucks the Caucus

-The Digital Boobs Still Jiggle

-A Special Apology to Morgan Freeman

Before even finishing the intros, we digress into the devastating power of the Boy's ass and how Sanguinist's giant nipple array radar dish can pick up porn in seven different species (including Klingon and Hutt.)

We then hop on topic by briefly discussing the murder of the men's volleyball coach in Beijing, and some wild conspiracy theories that can be read into it (and, similarly, we connect this incident to the Greyhound murder from last week.) We then digress into knock-offs of Optimus Prime and how porn exists for anything popular out there. Anything. We also then spin the Wheel of Putin and discuss how pootin' is a poor nickname for your significant other. We sort of steer back on topic by pointing out that Kobe Bryant got a better welcome in China than President bush did, then immediately digress by discussing the falling price of oil. Sanguinist then drags us back on topic by discussing alternate Olympic locations and some of the fun sporting opportunities afforded thusly. The Boy then mentions that he enjoyed watching Olympic women's volleyball, and we promise to revisit the topic next week.

Largo then sidetracks the show by discussing why a local Chinese restaurant closed down, which then spirals into a discussion of why it's so tough to keep a Chinese restaurant both open and good.

We then Astroglide over to Paris Hilton and her response to John McCain's celebrity ad (which makes us actually like her, pretty much against our will.) We also note that McCain offered to show his wife's breasts to a motorcycle rally and that Benny Hill is looking down from heaven and shaking his head. We then discuss McCain losing his virginity to a T-Rex, Bush inventing the word 'stompled', and the fun-filled Neo-Con theme park Chaneyland, where you 'Git Mo for Your Money!' The case against Osama bin Laden's driver is discussed, then we hit on how the current administration circumvented justice yet again. Then the Boy brings up the fun rumor of Navy SEALS dressing up as Iranian soldiers and attacking our own troops to spark a war, which Sanguinit explains would allow for a contiguous area of war in the Middle East. Sanguinist then posits the level of humor in having the next president declaring Bush an enemy combatant and sending him to Gitmo. We then touch lightly on the thought that 9/11 and Pearl Harbor were both allowed to happen, discuss voting while pissed (in the British sense), talk about Billy Corrigan trying to promote dog adoption, then discuss updating the Wonder Twins (and the concept of 'twincest.' Gods help us.) The digression continues with Largo headbutting the mic, the Hannibal Lector Microphone Mount (and M.C. Lector spinning tunes at an emo club), and the Richard Gere method of killing kittens.

We switch then over to discussing the jiggle factor in Soul Caliber IV (and Bill Cosby makes an unexpected appearance.) We then immediately digress over to Mortal Combat/D.C. : Worlds Collide. We then get back on track by discussing the lack of story depth in SolCal, the fun of creating our own characters and downloadable content, Sanguinist's desire to have Dr. Zaius, and Largo's preference for playing as Ivy. We close out the entertainment corner by discussing upcoming stuff.

We close out with our special apology to Morgan Freeman for suggesting that he might be the next celebrity to die right before his accident. We then wish death on Steve-O and will Farrell, discuss The Big Show being slow roasted for the zombie apocalypse, and Largo plugs R. K. Millholland's Super Stupor comic.

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On the docket this week:

-Death Bus Two-Thousand!....and Eight.

-The Bold New Campaign Strategy: You Damned Kids Get Out of My Azaleas!

-*Bing!* You've got Anthrax!

-Mummies, Ah, Ah!

We start with a graphic depiction of the baffling bus murder that occurred on a Canadian Greyhound bus, then question why nobody did a damned thing to try and stop him. We then answer our own question my examining laws on the books (not to mention social conditioning) about getting involved. We digress then by asking Adam and Jamie from Mythbusters to see if the script from JFK could stop a .50 cal round (not to mention beholding the eldrich power of Kevin Costner's bad film choices), then Peter North makes his appearance for the episode.

We somehow then talk about Nazi gold, commercially available jet packs, Bill Gates's couch, and Apple's new product for pirates, the iPatch.

We then mock incessantly John McCain's rather ridiculous series of attack ads against Barak Obama before digressing into the numbering of bodily functions and the noise that a Stretch Armstrong might make if he were filled with live scorpions. Sanguinist then floats the idea that McCain might be intentionally throwing the game. We then steer back on topic by noting that you've really hit bottom when Britney Spears shuns your free publicity. We digress yet again by discussing our Government of Juan (and our Army of Juan.)

Anthrax then pokes its white, powdery head again as we discuss the foibles of the Anthrax investigation, the subsequent suicide of the prime suspect, and his possible motivation. The Boy then discovers the joys of ethics boards, we quickly discuss the return of habeas corpus, and then the new law on the books that allows for the unreasonable search and seizure of laptops on international trips.

We then discuss marketing the show on air, throwing back to a tradition from a former life :P

We drift on to our last topic by explaining why The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor isn't nearly as bad as everyone is saying it is. We're not saying that it's great, mind, but it deserves better than 9% on Rotten Tomatoes. We speculate that coming out after The Dark Knight may have had a detrimental effect on both this, The X-Files, and Hellboy II. We then examine Hollywood's knee-jerk reaction to the dip in ticket sales over the last few years. Largo then steps sideways to discuss the ComicCon footage from Punisher: War Zone (of which he's less than enamored) and X-Men Origins: Wolverine (of which he was.) We end by talking a bit about genre movies and the waves in which they are released and zombie computers.

 

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On the docket this week:

-Hay, Watch It, Man?

-In Case You Hadn't Heard, There Was This Movie Released This Weekend...

- We Want To Believe (That People Will Care)

Sanguinist opens the show by explaining how profanity saved his life and overpowered the laws of both inertia and space/time.

We then discuss the extremely beautiful trailer for Watchmen and give a brief overview of Alan Moore's problems with both Hollywood and D.C. Comics (we also plug D.C.'s Absolute line of deluxe hardcovers, which bleeds over into an examination of Neil Gaiman's Sandman and a qick rundown of our favorite manga.)

We then give our views on The Dark Knight, which we seem to unanimously love. Some spoilers abound as we give our review, so proceed with care, Gentle Listener. As with most SVR reviews, you've gotta listen for the specifics.

We then celebrate Mulder and Scully's return to the big screen (or any screen, for that matter) in a freak-of-the-week style. We also predict Mama Mia! failing and Hellboy getting a bump from Dark Knight. Unfortunately, we're wrong on both counts. We then look at wrapping up the Summer of Movies and close with a promise to try and talk about some actual news next week.

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On the docket this week:

-Oh, Bama!

-Go to Hell, Boy!

-Beware the Fallout!

We begin by bringing up the evil of Tinky Winky whilst warning you, Gentle Listener, that this is our first tele-show (the result of which was a major volume discrepancy between the camps, leaving largo and The Boy sounding waaaaaay too loud, for which we profusely apologize), then we move on to why the cover of the New Yorker fails to be satire. Then, much like Vince McMahon, the topic fails to hold out attention as we wander on to the Drudge Report, World of Warcraft, message board trolls, and Voltron's blazing phallus. We also cast Kieth Richards as a necromancer, just for the hell of it, and pay homage to George Carlin. We close out the topic by discussing Google vs. Viacom and reveal for the first time how Peter North was responsible for killing the dinosaurs.

We then note briefly (and presciently) that Largo and The Boy are recording a bit loudly before paying homage to Cartoon Planet for the debt owed to it by the current Adult Swim line-up.

Largo and Sanguinist then give their reviews of Hellboy II: The Golden Army, explaining why they both liked it, just maybe not as much as they wanted to. Listen to find out why.

Ascii porn then somehow rears its ugly head along with Ancient The Boy, who then tells us just why Fallout 3 is going to suck harder that a starlet in a Peter North video. Much like with the Hellboy review, you're gonna have to listen in to hear why. We then slide briefly onto yet another Windows rant and close by elaborating on why Bill Gates picked a good time to jump from the Black Ship.

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On the docket for this week:

-Lawyers, Guns, and Money

We begin with discussing the possibility of putting together a show made of pre-show clips, then we beg for e-mails by insulting you, Gentle Listener, in bad French accents. And we mentally picture cats spraying both laptop and owner. And all of this before finishing the intros. And before we hit our first topic, we also plug the Thundercats blooper reel.

On the first topic of lawyers, we talk about the seventeen year old who was decapitated by Batman. Well, okay, it was the Batman ride at Six Flags. We also touch again briefly on other ride accidents. And Largo, in poor taste, invokes the silly sound effect overlays used in the '60s Adam West show, while Sanguinist theorizes possible (and cynical) reasons why the kid might have been under the rollercoaster in the first place.

We then digress on to the Boy's vacation plans and why it's an extremely poor idea for him to go White Water Rafting, Largo's thrill level at taking care of the dogs, and why Sanguinist will smoke a turd in Hell.

Sangunist then brings up the guns by discussing the recent Supreme Court decision to allow Guns in D.C. We then derail for about a minute with huge gales of laughter caused by the Boy's uncontrolled bodily functions. We really apologize. But it is funny :P We then get back on the topic as Sanguinist traces the path of the argument, explains his worldview, and covers briefly how the Pennsylvania state constitution covers gun ownership. We then discuss the other way to control gun deaths; guns are free, lets make bullets really, really expensive.

We digress again as Sanguinist asks why we don't have more crossbowings rather than shootings and the Boy tries to sell Smell-O-Vision yet again, and Sangunist reminisces about how National Geographic was, once upon a time, porn for those who couldn't get porn.

We then get back to the gun conversation by talking about Olbermann's reaction to the decision, then close it out by discussing how knives are sneaky weapons while guns are somehow supposed to be honorable.

Continuing with the guns, we mock the French when a hostage simulation went wrong and the participants ended up firing live ammo, wounding sixteen. This quickly digresses to a discussion bout getting drive thru and the stupid things some kids do to the employees working it. We then invite those teens to go lick bear anuses in order to get high. It works, we swear :P

We then slide over into the money by briefly mentioning that Vince McMahon is trying to buy viewers by giving away money on Raw. We then discover that he can't even buy our attention for more than a few minutes as we digress on to using mutated insects as vehicles a la failed '80s toy line Sectaurs.

Remember, there is no show next, so eat some over grilled food for us.

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On this week's docket:

-Something Vaguely Entertaining

-He Died, Asshole, Not Passed Away

-An Inconvenient Truthtelling

We begin by discussing Sanguinist's continuing illness, then we launch into our review of The Gravedancers, another of the 2K6 Horrorfest films. The film begins well as a slow-burn ghost story before degenerating into a crappy action-horror flick. We note that the only saving grace of the latter half of the film is the actress playing the paranormal investigator's colleague, who is self-referential enough to approach the level of Nightmare Man. We also note that, once again, no brunette shall live through the Horrorfest.

We then get a glimpse into the mind of young Largo as we give our tribute to George Carlin. Not even gonna try to make a joke here, kids, 'cause the fact that he's dead just sucks.

We then sidestep over into food riots and ads for Dianetics.

And we move on to a rapidly digressing discussion of the McCain campaign's assertion that a terrorist attack on U.S. soil would be good for his campaign (digressing on to the fact that Obama can apparently only hire Jesus and Buddha to work his campaign and the oddity of a $300 billion bounty on creating a battery capable of powering a car.)

We ease toward the end of the show with the SVR deadpool and who we think is gonna die next (and it won't be Eastwood; he's just going to spontaneously petrify.) We also explore who we would sacrifice to give our most likely candidates more life.

We close with Sanguinist's thoughts on Get Smart, which he recommends.

And please forgive the couple of hiccups that appear in this episode. As stated before, Sanguinist is ill, and he edits the show. Cut him some slack.

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On the docket this week:

-Something Vaguely Entertaining

We were also going to discuss the Supreme Court's decision to kick the Bush administration squarely in the nuts, but we were too busy talking about movies.

We begin by discussing the Boy's colon, but please don't let that deter you because we quickly move on to the fascinating question of who you'd like to erase from continuity using the Ziest cannon; Uwe Boll or Joel Schumacher. Discuss amongst yourselves. We also translate the spell Fix Plothole into D&D 3^rd edition rules and report on just how well received Postal was and then hit up a list of video game movies we wouldn't mind seeing (and excuse the small hiccup where we seemingly ask the demon in the Boy's colon about which director to Zeist twice.)

We slid then into our review of The Happening, which... happened. Poor acting, poor dialogue, overly preachy tone, failed thematic tones, ridiculously broad, over the top characters... take your pick as to why this film is a turkey (and join us as we take a side trip to Castle Rock, where all of Stephen King's baddies join in a sing along.)

We then turn completely around and discuss a film we enjoyed immensely, Kung Fu Panda. Well written, well performed, and funny as hell, this one gets the SVR seal of approval. We feel slightly guilty for having so little to say about the film, but, much like with Horrorfest, it seems the better a film is, the less we have to say about it.

We take a side trip to trailer land, where we discuss the trailers for Pink Panther 2, Hotel for Dogs, Marely and Me, X-Files: I Want to Believe, Hellboy II: The Golden Army, Tropic Thunder, Blindness, and The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (and we side step over into how the Dollar is starting to look like Monopoly money and the insidious, creeping racism in recent Best Buy commercials.)

We close out the show with a review of the Incredible Hulk, which we all liked. Good acting, some make-up symbolism, and lots of easter eggs for the fans make for a winner. We also discuss how Emil Blonsky's pre-Abomination performance bodes well for the Captain America film. And, since we can never stay entirely on topic, we discuss Hulk vs. Charles Xavier and the Juggernaut vs. the Blob, and close by discussing how Marvel Studios is trying to scrimp on John Faverau's paycheck and whether or not Punisher: War Zone is gonna suck.

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On the docket for this week we have:

-The End of Our Long National Nightmare

- Hulk Smash Suck-Ass Merchandise!

First up, Sanguinist declares his running mate for the '08 election and the Boy poses like a centerfold. Feel great fear, Gentle Listener. We then sling into our examination of Hillary's exit from the primary and why her speech pissed Sanguinist off. We also challenge you to start up the official SVR Gym Floor count (and rampantly beg for email from a variety of demographics) and compare the Clintons to Jabba the Hutt and Salacious Crumb to great comedic effect. Sanguinist then admits that Obama may be the first politician that he's liked since Regan (don't hold it against him, he was in third grade) and the boy stirs up a potentially good take on Big Oil set to an old Sir Mix-a-Lot song. Sanguinist gets us back on topic by discussing his fondest wish; the advent of the Leaper Gnome party (or any political party other than the Democratic and Republican.) We then touch on the gas tax holiday, how politicians and grifters are waaaay too similar, the fact that Pennsylvanians are still bitter, and the fact that M-16s were indeed made by Mattel (though G.I. Joe is made by Hasbro.) We close this topic out by discussing Rupert Murdoch's pre-war prediction that oil would be $20 a barrel.

We then shift gears and talk briefly about leaked information about Transformers 2 (including speculation about how Jazz will come back to life and whether or not we'll be seeing Unicron.) We also compare Megan Fox and the actress from Undead, and then recast Prime as Sean Connery and talk about the Flask of Leadership.

We close the show out by discussing our plans to see both The Incredible Hulk and The Happening before the next show and why we hope Hulk will be good (we also digress over to The Fantastic four for a minute or two, as well as the fact that Hulk really is a radioactive Jekyll and Hyde story, which in and of itself is a temperance story.) We also guess that, much like The Mist, The Happening will likely be Sanguinist's feel-good movie of the summer before returning to the Hulk; specifically to how bad the merchandise is (though we enjoy the fact that the Hulk Smash board game at least has a Hulk fist that can be used as a sex toy.) We end with gamma irradiated Kermit porn, gods help us.

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On the docket for this week's slightly oversized episode

-Indiana Jones and the Schlockfest of Doom

We begin by offering our thoughts on Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, but not before blowing who the last Cylon is on Battlestar Galactica. Not gonna spoil the details here; you're just gonna have to listen (though we do digress onto The Incredible Hulk, Hancock, The Happening, and Star Wars: Clone Wars in the process.)

We then move over into our first pass at the 2006 Horrorfest movies. Right out of the gate we chose to watch Penny Dreadful, which certainly lived up to its name. Or at least the back half of it. We then watched The Hamiltons, which can best be described as Party of Five...Vampires. And we close out by reviewing Unrest, which can pretty much be summed up with this piece of unintentionally hilarious dialogue; “My cadaver wants something from me and I have to find out what it is before she kills me, too!�

Remember, we watch these turkeys so that you don't have to.

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Hello everyone.  Due to the holiday and other factors, there will be no show this week.  See you next week with a whole new load of funny.

There is no docket this week. Deal with it.

We start with a shout out to Lake Dead, then discuss how it actually shouldn't have been in Horrorfest at all. Apparently, Frontier(s), the film that was originally supposed to show, was way too graphic. We may or may not have to watch it and review it. We'll see. We then discuss The Strangers and how it's supposedly based on a true story. We also touch on why this is just damned disturbing. Similarly, the fact that Borderland was based on a true story gets touched on. We then essentially reprise the Horrorfest experience.

We then slide onto the topic of faux motivational posters and their RPG origins, discuss the cumbersome nature of next gen game controllers, and discuss both the impact of the Xbox and the lies contained in the Mac vs P.C. commercials (warning: rant contained therein.) We somehow then get into a discussion of what the codename of G.I. Joe's mess hall chief's code name would be.

Sanguinist then gives his thoughts on Iron Man, since he hadn't seen it in time for last week's review. We then touch on unlikely Marvel movies like Millie the Model and Night Nurse before discussing dream writers on comics-to-movie adaptations and Will Smith's Hancock. The Daleks make their triumphant return to the show, as well as Doctors Where, What, and When. And close your mental eye as we discuss The Boy's Flea impersonation.

We then discuss George Lucas's determination to buy the moon and urn it into a Death Star using the new Indiana Jones DVD money.

Somehow, we then get onto the topic of just how bad Robocop 3 was and how ten shots of vodka made it all better and how much you don't need alcohol to enjoy Slither.

We then get back to Indiana Jones, discussing all four movies and then discuss yet another game from SVR studios (as well as all the other SVR sideprojects.)

The Boy then brings up Hurl, the spewtastic new show from G4. Listen to how thrilled we are, then hit that old reality show stand-by Fear Factor before ending with folks being maimed and/or killed on amusement park rides.

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No, we're not dead and we haven't quit; we just lost a show.

On the docket this week is:

-Musta Spaced on That...

-Something Vaguely Entertaining

Anyway, this episode begins with an exploration of just how much Windows sucks, partcularly since they're trying to push Vista. We also finally reveal Sanguinist's former place of employment and compare the labyrinthine hints laid to the plot of Lost. We then touch on Aztec Rex, yet another quality film from Sci-Fi.

We the segue over to the launch of a private space station and just how the mainstream media missed it This also ties in nicely with the New Mexico private space station. We somehow then discuss creepy roommates, the Boy's physicality, and the SVR drinking game. Spam and its relative level of cleverness then rear their ugly heads only to collide with LOL cats. Private moon probes bring us back on topic for about a minute before we slide over to conspiracy theories about the faked moon landing and how that theory will continue long after we establish a Martian colony. We then recast the X-Files using Muppets.

We then realize that Largo completely spaced on the fact that we were supposed to discuss the trapdoor spider named after Neil Young, which leads to a discussion about how tough it is to stay angry when you're comfortable. That rage leads to a discussion about Rage Against the Machine and Type O Negative (and Peter Steele's impressive...stature. And how his lost parks and Recreation job.)

We then beg for e-mail. Again. Send us some.

Screaming back on track, we discuss Gary Larson's career before becoming a cartoonist and how etymologists are just weird. Sanguinist then discusses how to name a new species, just so there's some educational segment to the show. The education continues with discussion of the pain scale for stinging insects and how you can use it for fun and profit. Science continues to be fun as we discuss fire ants and bullet ants and how they can fuck you up royally, then end up discussing the 'special' line in heaven.

We close out with two movie reviews for Something Vaguely Entertaining. We start up with Iron Man, but not before discussing how much we love Christina Ricci's breasts. The Boy and Largo agree that Iron Man rocks, and that Robert Downey Jr. IS Tony Stark. We also agree that the effects were pretty darned good. We then digress into previous Marvel movies and how they might have been... less than good. The Boy then gives his one caveat to liking Iron Man and the couple of gimmies in the film. Discussion about future Marvel movies then ensues, focusing on concerns about The Incredible Hulk.

We then move on to Speed Racer, the first movie that the SVR crew has been divided on. Largo liked it, Sanguinist didn't. Listen to find out why :P

We close out with a quick preview of G.I. Joe and The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.

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On the docket for today:

-It's Over, Primary!

-We Are Not Amused. Or Maybe We Are.

-Something Vaguely Scientific

We begin my celebrating the end of the Pennsylvania primary and the pleasing mental image of drowning Chris Matthews in milk. We then discuss the increasing divide between the two democratic camps and the possibility that the Democratic party is unintentionally deconstructing what should have been a bulletproof campaign. We then explore the possibility that the whole process could collapse if the superdelegates upset the popular vote. We divert then into comparing the political candidates to pies made of chicken and pig feces, then discuss using gym floors as a way of dealing with pesky childhood memories.

On a lighter note, we then discuss the massive folly of building an amusement park in Baghdad. We then discover that we don't even need to make a joke about EuroDisney; the laughs come all by themselves. Sanguinist then spoils everything by finding a plausible (if cynical) way for this whole thing to make sense.

We then slide on to skateboarding as a method of avoiding gunfire, the polygamist raid in Texas, and tequila boarding.

We then, regrettably, discuss Tila Tequila and Rock of Love. We apologize and promise not to do it again. We at least compensate by drawing a parallel between Brett Michaels's choice of mate and a Lovecraftian horror.

We then diverge over on the the 'pregnant guy' and his/her appearance on Oprah, then we look forward to the summer movie schedule (and take a quick look back at The Mist, Cloverfield, and AVP:R.) We then close the topic out by reminding ourselves about a crappy horror move that we had to see the trailer for waaaaaay too often.

Something Vaguely Scientific opens by discussing the quest to open a commercial spaceport, moves on to the commercialization of Earth Day, and the fact that humanity has almost wiped itself out (and the fact that the media seems to rediscover this fact every four years or so.).

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On the docket for today we have:

-I'm Just a Teenage Zombie

-Primering the Pump

-Something Vaguely Entertaining

Before we even get started, we digress onto a fictional TV show called Rawhive, the B.K. Iron Man toys (including the one that looks like Tony is carrying traffic cones), zombie porn (yet again), and the political future of Ron Jeremy's and Jesse Ventura (and the devastating nature of Ted Kennedy's splash.)

We then finally get on track and discuss the Nintendo DS's upcoming game Teenage Zombies. [Insert link] The relative level and style of humor seems to meet with the SVR crew's approval, even if Sanguinist would need to play it on Autumn's pink DS.

We then segue into gender stereotypes in video games, Dalek products which can break co-hosts, and Time Lord masturbation.

We then discuss the Pennsylvania primary and how much we can't wait for it to finally end. We also invent the Pennsylvania Primary Drinking Game (though it can be quickly modified for other primaries or even the upcoming presidential campaign.) We make a quick side trip to compare Cindy McCain and the Borg Queen (horrifying the Boy with the thought of her in skintight leather) and discuss German... stuff on Autumn's laptop.

Then we open the floor up to Something Vaguely Entertaining, where we discuss eating chocolate covered crickets, Panamanian beetles, Smurf crabs, weatherproofing with Spam, and Bender's Big Score. We then bitch heartily about Adult Swim's inexorable slide into live-action crap and the suckitude of Power Rangers. We then save ourselves by discussing Metalocalypse and playing the opening theme on Guitar Hero (with a small digression on playing Rock Band, Wii-ing with a Wii-mote, and the monthly fee for Wii fit. We close that out with Deliverance for the Wii.)

We then plug Scott Siegler's novel Infected. Go buy a copy.

Largo then finally gets a chance to praise Chris Nolan for not removing a scene involving the Joker hiding in a body bag from The Dark Knight simply because Heath Ledger is dead. We then segue into discussing The Crow and Brandon Lee's death and the runtime on Hellboy 2.

We slide over to discussing Guillermo del Toro directing The Hobbit (which hadn't been confirmed at the time) and the effect of the film on high school classes across the nation.

We close out with the Boy discussing the improvements made for the latest (and last) Metal Gear game.

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On the docket for this week we have:

-Iron Merchandising

-A Legal Black Hole

-Bitter Little Pill

-The Title Says it All, Really

We begin by discussing Largo's disappointment with the quality of Iron Man's merchandising machine and the similarly disappointing choice to keep running with the Salad-Head version of the Hulk in movieland. We then touch on Marvel editorial's consistently stupid decision making and the fact that Tony Stark is still an asshole. We then mash up Stallone and Scooby-Doo, explore the fact that some geeks have their own Repulsor beams, and then discover that the King has stepped up to the plate and taken over the comic book movie toy tie-ins that the Happy Meal had abandoned. Of course, we also realize that the King would also take the strippers that McDonald's would also abandon, be they alive or zombie, simply 'cause the King is that damned creepy. Or cool. You decide.

We then slide over into wearing Guy Fawkes masks while watching political speeches and Sanguinist's favorite part of The Man in the Iron Mask.

Kicking back to Iron Man, we discuss the connection between Iron Man the song and Iron Man the character as well as Ozzy's gradual disintegration.

We transition between topics by discussing office decoration and the deadly dangers of Christmas lights.

We then discuss the fact that a Hawaiian judge may be the last, best hope to save the universe from mankind's folly, and how we need Sam Neil narrating the black hole death of all creation. Then we light the atmosphere on fire and talk about evaporating diamonds, which the Swiss government thinks is very interesting and will take it under advisement, just like Nazi gold.

The magic of the Fish-Powered Engine then takes us to a discussion of how Pope Benedict is the best Pope for the internet age and then beg for e-mail, regardless of the language it's sent in.

We then take on the concept of Barak Obama maybe being right about Pennsylvanians being bitter when it comes to politics and politicians. Of course, that may be because Pennsylvanians are a bit on the bizarre side, not taking into account the international joke that the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation and it's biggest money pit, I-99.

We then discuss McCain closing the gap in Pennsylvania, Clinton's sniper fire escapade the KKK presence in the western part of the state, and Obama's critical failure on his bowling roll.

We then examine the fine art of zombie stripping, the downward spiral of Robert Englund's career, and the relative budget of Sci-Fi's original programming. We then speculate on the nefarious purpose behind Mike Rowe's omnipresent voiceover-ness, and the untimely cancellation of Paranormal State.

The Boy then gets a call, and the show gets pissy.

We close out by discussing how SVR Films could probably be better than the remake of Day of the Dead, the complexities of the dildo launcher, and how America is the home of herpes.

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We start this completely random show by clumping like kitty litter and discussing taping genitalia down. We then slide over out total lack of docket and discuss green solutions and their lack of applicability in getting off. We also broach the topic of girls chewing snuff and their relative levels of hotness.

We try to get on course by discussing Hillary's pursuit of Pennsylvania's younger voters, then promptly veer off into the gutter before noting that we managed to forget about all of the cool topics we'd found over the course of the week to discuss on the show. Voting comes up again with an anecdote about your humble host trying to vote twice. We then migrate onto misty watercolor memories of high school gym teachers and the requisite idiocy.

We then pull the guns from Chuck Heston's cold, dead hands. Much amusement is had. Especially when we speak of an 'armless' society and the 'Miss Landmine Survivor' pageant.

The fish powered engine then brings us to Ann Coulter's visit to campus, her... interesting take on the war on terror, and Autumn's desire to give us a mature rating for the episode.

We then move on to Zael's belated review of Transformers, which mainly quibbles about the overuse of a Secretary of Defense led gang of Scooby Kids. The concept of Frenzy taking the form of a Hawaii Chair brings us to the clip-show portion of this episode, where we revisit the ghosts of topics past. We then discuss the level of firearm accuracy shared by Cobra troopers and Imperial stormtroopers. We then give a half-assed, ill-prepared preview of the G.I. Joe movie and a bit of Joe history, but not before exploring the after-market uses for M.C. Hammer's back-up dancers and New Jersey hair. We then point out the idiocy of turning things into musicals, particularly when they're bad (but so good) old horror movies and movies that should have been made into movies. The clip-show mentality returns briefly as we discuss the Horrorfest experience yet again before moving on to plans to set up viewing for last year's films. We then discuss a bad show that may or may not be Torchwood (most accounts state that Torchwood is good), old shows finding new life online, and Z's frustration with Sci-Fi's marketing of Battlestar Galactica. We then digress into Scottish remote control and Alton Brown's inability to cook haggis.

Seriousness then threatens to take over as we discuss puppy mills before saving ourselves by discussing the Amish stumping their daughters for fresh genetics.

The new website makes its stunning debut, though it's still the color of a bodily fluid. Unsurprisingly, this leads to discussion of star-filled dildos and wacky wavey penis guys. And we don't mean the guy from the basketball team that got suspended for whacking off in the university library. We end with a drive-by jizzing.

We swear that we'll do better next week.

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We start the show with a disclaimer that we've already used up most of our funny for the weekend, then proceed to talk about politically incorrect Mario brothers and why Uwe Boll can continue to make movies.

Officially on the docket is:

-Mrs. Clinton, stop; just stop.

-I went to break up this kegger and all I got was a lousy rootbeer

-The American President that America has been waiting for. From America.

-You can put an eye out, kids.

We promptly then digress with discussions about a Stallone zombie vs. Godzilla, improvised weapons from the days of our youth, and poo flinging monkeys. Trying to drag this runaway train back on track, we then move on to the belief that Hillary Clinton is doing more damage to the Democratic party than the Republican machine, then digress again onto pornstar Muppets, Bill getting laid when he was in town, Obma's speech about racial issues, and, surprise, zombies. We then link back to Hillary from zombieland and promptly segue into how politics prematurely age folks and the Pennsylvania primary. The primary leads to another digression into the Magic Bullet Theory and how the man who helped design it can sometimes make sense. We then drift on to using human waste as energy and mining landfills for methane and precious metals. We close this topic by examining using a penis as an anti-theft device.

The second topic touches on schools overstepping their boundaries by suspending a couple of kids for suspicion of drinking alcohol and the ingenious response put together by their fellow students. We then digress into doing donuts in the parking lot in the short, green bus and get serious again by examining parental responsibilities and professional responsibilities. We then somehow slide on to the Inquisition.

After that, we examine the concept that every president has been an American and the implications therein for the McCain candidacy and Arnold's future in politics. We also explore the Founding Fathers' definition of American. And the concept of a D&D god of plastic surgery somehow creeps in, as do a few celebrity divorces.

We then diverge once again into the lunatic fringe of celebrity e-mail, morning show rip-offs, and talking to demons.

We close the show out by discussing the dangers of flying with nipple piercings. Namely, the dangers of TSA agents overstepping their authority. We then somehow fall away to rats eating severed penises, cannibalism practiced on mimes, and polar bear and tiger attacks.

We close with a special delivery from Pandora and the Indiana Jones Christmas Special.

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Welcome to the show, we are more than we were before. In this show, we are looking into the interesting world Robo-Dinos, Success me Not, Body Tricks, and last New Sins. Largo has a bit of story time telling of his Dino Walk, and there is Easter tie in. But no Zombie Dinosaurs.

Next, we go on to the five year anniversary of the Iraq War. There is a bit more off topic more than a few times, to talk about other issues concerning the country. Some of the hits on this are Oil taxes, Voting against, and the presidential campaigns. We touch on some more world issues, and manage to walk into bizarre tagents. One of these including fascists versus barbarians. Enjoy.

Further on we discuss some of the weird things that people put with, and how long they put up with it. The first one is watching most of the cast trying to eat fruit snacks and droping drinks. We then actually get to our topic. We are just try to understand this event, and we fail often.

In this weeks Something Vaguely Entertaining... we look into the newest list of sins. The Catholic church does not think that the old tired list of sins is not longer cutting it. With these new sins, you can go to hell in new as stylish ways. Be the the first one on the block to go to hell for genetic experiments and the like. See you next week.

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           Welcome to the curse ladened opening, we start this show late and on the run. In this show, we cover downturn in the economy, governor whoring, and we end with Something Vaguely Entertaining. The long and short of our economic coverage is the idea of the plutocratic liche, we will see what all fall out from this. We then cover the presidential response to these economic indicators. We then move on to the torture concerns in our government, and some strategies to get this through this time.

           We then cover some of the interesting subtle messages of Spitzer scandal. There is some troubling precedents that this case establishes. We then move onto our slightly well reasoned discussion on legalization of prostitution.

           We end the show talking about the latest Horrorclicks, Command and Conquer 3 saga, a DOW Soulstorm review, some Star Craft teasers, and various others. We wrap up with a pre-Zombie Day discussion of actual zombie porn. See you next week.

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            Welcome to the show, this week we start our new recording time. We start off by talking about the times a changing, before getting to the docket. There is then a recap of the recent basic cable movies. Once we get to the docket, we look into the Presidential torture position, then we look into Liar Liar Brain on fire, and lastly we wrap up with Something Vaguely Entertaining. The recent event of the president deciding to veto a bill to stop water boarding then leads us through a far ranging discussiondicussion of the recent events in the American politic. We also discuss the problems of being Vader.

            Next we cover the idea that a brain scan can determine if you are more likely to be a liar than not. This then lead us into a discussion of the future of humanity, and Sanguinist's idea of what he will do if it happens. At this point we have been staying on topic well enough, but wait, we will diverge.

             In Something Vaguely Entertaining, we look into Smoking Actors and the idea of having a Joker swarm of smokers to deal with the DA. We then comment on some problem trying to paying for health care. We then discuss some more of the hype for the Dark Knight. We then talk about the new Hulk movie, and some of the good signs for that movie. We then finish on how several comics have been screwing up lately. See you next week.

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    Welcome to the show, this week we continue our theme of staying near but not on topic.After our quick presidential review, we look to cover New emo scents, Poltical mess, and we finish up with Something Vaguely Entertaining. We wonder as to why has to wear a sent that smells of blood, or other body fluids. We then move onto a evil idea involving smell-o-vision. From here we move onto To Catch a Predator and from there we wind up on our next topic.

       Or at least that is what we try to do. After a few fits and starts, we wind up talking about Japanese sex toys and Indiana Jones. Then we move onto alternate (although silly) ways to pay back society. We wind down this section with the Jack Nicholson and then some steampunk mods.

       We start off looking into the new Iron Man trailer, and then we move onto some good news for roleplayers. Then there is some bad news for some video gamers, or at least their wallets. The end of the show is Sanguinist geeking out. See you next week.

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       Welcome to the show, you have another Joycean experience in current events. We start off with idea of a docket, and immediately go off on the topic of Booth Babes and the like. From hear you can tell what kind of show this is going to be. We intend to cover Castro, Political Mess and Space Mace. We actually start off with points of being able to have conversation. There is a fight between two brothers and then lemmings. As far as Cuba is concerned. There is the idea that dictator for life refers to end of your social life. We then look into some political implications, and in our typical fashion we stay on topic. We then move on to the idea of what a UFO is, video gaming, and mind control tongue studs. We end on a quick commentary Medical care.

       We then move by the power of a bacon covered fish, we go to discuss the presidential campaign. We then move onto forceful blood donations, and “Man at Work.â€? There is some discussion on idea of campaign stress, and other forms of exile. We talk about the origin of “stumpingâ€?, and the results of the recent the Democratic debate. We then deal with the fact that time has passed since the 90's, and we introduce the character of Tony Fisher.

       We wrap up the show on the idea of privatized space and shooting down the failing spy satellite. We then move onto other amazing losses of money before talking about the world wanting to know how the attack went. Chinese air quality and there effects on the orbital paths helps us out there door. We then talk about the Google space prize and some of the interesting repercussions. See you next week.

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Welcome to this weeks show. How do you like the new opener? Today we cover a minor rant in the world of gaming, the Democrats understanding their position, and the wacky world of "As Seen on TV". First we see amazing ability to shoot oneself in the foot at Games Workshop. The great financial decision of killing a line that was far too successful and the other amazing potential decisions. We make sure to cover a fair bit of the hobby, and then we cover a little more of the culture than usual. The general agreement, at the end up talking about the Mac Air. We then talk about our love for the EeePC.

Next we cover the fact that this last week the House actually managed to do something against the current administration. We then move onto some Muppet version of the cabinet, and then there is a little digression on the sports fascinations. We discover the source of the illegal hormones in the world of sports. We wrap up this section with the destruction of the reentering spy satellite.

We wrap up cover of the Kinoki foot, the Tiddy Bear, the Hawaii Chair, and the Hogan waffle grill. The ridiculousness of all of this sends us out on a Pork Chop Sandwich laugh.

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Welcome to fun and happy show.  This is the second show in a row that Autumn is back for, and this time she stays the whole time.  In this show we actually talk about games shows, Paranormal shows, and recent election developments.

First we review some of the imported shows that have arrived on G4.  The general review is that these Japanese game show imports are great, give us more.  Autumn then leads her review of the current crop of paranormal shows. The general report on this is that the majority are not that good, with one exception. 

We wrap up with quick review of the Democratic party's trials and the recent development in Republican party.  From there we give you a preview of next weeks show.  See you then.

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Welcome to the show. We welcome Autumn back to the show, and then we discuss Sanguinist concerns about secular humanism, then we cover the shifting candidate status, and lastly we cover the last state of denial. Sanguinist starts off trying to define secular humanism. There is some level of concern as to a reduction of humanity's creativity in Sanguinist's mind, and there is some complaints with language selection among the secular humanism.

Next we cover the recent departure of Edwards and Giuliani. We meander over this topic, and then some form of plague strikes down Autumn. We then go all over the place, more than average.

We end off trying to cover the last State of the Union. This one turns out to be less offensive all the other speeches. There are some plans to a farewell show, covering all of the comedic high lights of all the Bush State of the Unions. There are a few digressions on this, but it is better than the middle part of the show.

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Welcome to the show, in which all of the hosts of the show are more than there average amount of off.  We start off with a quick recap of last show.  Then we move on to discuss the death of Heath Ledger, actual intelligent design, Carolina primary, and Entertainment.  We generally come down on the media for trying to make more of the story than there was actually there.  There is a bit of digression the next Batman movie.  We then move on to some other digressions, which are more than a little off topic. 

We then move onto generation of an artificial genome.  Sanguinist then proceeds to bio-geek out on this, while at the same time pointing out some of the ways that this can go wrong.  There is fun idea of brewing up your own meds to keeping you healthy.  Greenpeace is pointed out as cult of nature.   

Next we attempt to  talk about then undetermined primary.  We don't stay on topic for very long. Generally, we are tired, and we bemoan the myopic look of American news.  Then we move on lack of economic news.  We then move on to some of the situations around the nation. 

We then wrap up with Blue Harvest review and its implications.  We wrap up with the a general entertainment commentary.

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Welcome to nuptial mid-point randomness show.  In this show we attempt to cover current politics and game Console choices.  We start off talking about urban Olympics.  We cover, barely, the dust-up between the leading Democratic candidates.  We then discuss Imus, just for grins.

    We then move onto Klingon fantasies, and then we move onto the more interesting advantages of being Smiley.  We then move on to the some more pop culture references.  Then we move onto the Republicans, and NYC Mayor strategies.  We then, eventually, move onto the boy becoming one of the Borg.  This leads to even move Star Trek asides.  We discuss the facets of sexuality and some habits.  We then talk about fan mail.    

    We wrap up with a game system review by the_boy.  We then move onto many other random topics before we head out. See you after the wedding.

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    Welcome the first episode of Season 2, hope you enjoy it all in all.  Welcome The Hick to the show.  In this show, we discuss the Iowa primary, recent Pakistan troubles, and our working title "Something Vaguely Entertaining."  We actually start with the a rough review of Sanguinist bachelor party.  This leads to a discussion of Manowar.  

    Then we begin our discuss of the whole Obama surge of the moment and the Huckabee confusion.  Then enters in the excuses of the moment from all other candidates.  We then talk about the amazing aging process of the Presidency, and GWB amazing resistance to this.  We wrap this up with a talking head fantasy league.  

    The latest news Pakistan situation leads to even more confusion, and threats that there will be even more soldiers sent over seas.  This assuming that The Hick's speaking issues are not what is actually sent.  Now the body guards are being placed under suspect.  Sanguinist then comes up with some heavy duty ways to maybe figure it out.  Alternate money making schemes are mentioned, and then conspiracies crawl out.  

    In "Something Vaguely Entertaining" we cover the movies AVP-R, I Am Legend, The Golden Compass, and Sweeney Todd.  See you next week.

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Welcome to the show, this is our mid-holiday festival.  In this show, we cover Pakistan, Ron Paul candidacy, and Marvel comics and plot holes.

We note that the world is even more destabilized than we thought, with the recent events causing several people being concerned with the weapons upgrade possibilities.  We have a hard time finding a consistant thread on this topic.  We comment on several attempts at the end primary campaign.  We don't know what will be the case with this, but we will see.

Next we discuss Ron Paul and the amount of money that he has collected.  We then hit a few points of his campaign, before moving on.  This section is just a large chuck of facts.  

We wrap up with the recent Comic Book screw in the Amazing Spiderman.  There are several questions that arise as to this change.  We deal with some of these ideas, in a minor attempt to calm the raging Largo.  We end with a capsule review of the Golden Compass.  See you soon in Season 2 and the next year.

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Welcome to the show, today we cover the Campaign Mess, Radioactive Pussies, Wonderwoman Invisible landing strip, and General Entertainment.  At least that is what we say we are going to cover at the beginning of the show.  We start off with the Press idiocy with the current administration.  We then move on to the Democrats side of the race.  This causes us to spin off into the world of alternate textbook layouts.  Listen and be amazed, as we go to the high school that Sanguinist, at least, would have liked to have attended.  We eventually have to move onto Republician side from AIDS to Mistressing.  This all causes Sanguinist's brain to fail repeatedly.    

Next we dicuss the side of the world that likes the idea of glow in the dark cats.  No really, glowing skin on cats.  This is one of the reasons that people  some people are afraid of gene engineering, but imagine the rave potential.  

Next we cover some of the more recent problems in the current war effort.  This is not one of the happy moments in the show, but it needed to be reviewed again.  

We wrap up with some of the buzz on comic book movies.  Then we talk about some wrestling news, and then we wrap up with stats discussion.

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Welcome to the show.  In this show we cover the CIA tapes, recent shootings, Obama and Oprah, the mortgage mess, and a quick tour into movie land.  We go into a general overview of the CIA tape fracas, with us degenerating to a quick recap of the follies of the current administration.  From the smart way to build munitions to the campaign to defend us from potential, it is a long road to the next topic.
    Next we move on to the recent shooting on the Plains.  We discuss the senselessness of the is, in our own way, before moving onto the recent events with Oprah.  Or at least we try to, since apparently we can't hold any concept involving her for more than a few moments.  Listen to our random attempts to get further on this, and where we wind up.  After that long dark walk through the last topic, we move onto the mortgage mess, and what it means to other people in general.  Some of our faith in culture and politics surfaces again. We end the serious side of the news with a recent report on stem cell work.  See some of Sanguinist's paranoia surface in this.
    We wrap up with the great holiday film, The Mist.  Highly recommended by both Largo and Sanguinist, so go out and see it while you can.  We end with a fist full of movies that we are looking forward to, see you next week.

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Welcome to the show, and in this show we discuss the Concert Fun, Treaty Issues, and then the Joys of Gun Control.  Largo tells the tales of a recent concert from the frisking, to the merch blandness, to the joys of seeing the band that you want to see.  We also have some commentary on the idea of what we have have had to deal with in the modernish concert experience.  We wrap up with a new idea in radio station formats.  Listen and be amazed.

We then make an email request to listeners. Please do what you can, there is no money involved just send us an email.

Next we talk about the idea of the presidential gentleman's agreements.  We tried to stay on this topic, but we don't have that much luck.  We have learned some of the lessons of the Spanish-American war.  We then descend into some of the loco politics.  

We wrap up with more semi-local laws involving the need and actions of gun control.  That is generally the long and short of this story.  See you next week, sorry about the hiss.

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