On this week's show:

-No Joe Pa, No SOPA
-Roll Your Save Vs Suck
-L'chaim! For Life!
-Praise the Lord and Pass the Ink
-We Were Going to Give You a Clever Title, but We Were Turned Away

We begin this faptacular show with our normal Monday idiocy before noting the death of former Penn State Head Coach Joe Paterno (and we expect hate mail for the title) before digressing into the gutter rather quickly.  We then take a look at the massively effective web blackout protesting SOPA and PIPA. Digressions include Rand Paul being detained by the TSA, Chris Dodd's admission that he's buying votes, and Pneumatic-Equine-NEcro-Beastiality.
After that, we look at WotC's attempt to crowdsource D&D 5th Edition (and bitch about 4th Ed. A lot.) Digressions include the White Wolf version of Gamma World, reimagining Star Wars as a hard sci-fi story, and Sanguinist's grandma's Furby.
We explain why Largo is going to live forever when we quote a study that says those who drink alcohol are less likely to die prematurely. Digressions include Snookie as a Terminator and fish that get drunk by holding their breath.
We then go look at a strip-mall church where you can find god and get a tattoo before looking at an amazing case of hypocrisy regarding a school handing out Gideon Bibles but not 'pagan' materials (played by Gary Oldman.)
 

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On our (rather ambitious) docket this week:

-If You Drink a Better Mousetrap...
-So *That's* Where Ra's al Ghul Got It!
-Zom Bees, Zom Bees, Zom Bees, Bees, Bees...
-The First Ex(o) That You'll Be Glad To See in Your L
-When Scientists Attack!
-Hey! You Got Your History in My Math!
-Legislatin' It Old School, Dawg!

We start the show by explaining just why Sparkly Stupid, one of the Care Bear Cousins, can lead to Largo having a hangover before introducing The Steampunk Donkey, The Burro Kid, and The Marsuperal.

We get into the topics proper by exploring Pepsi Co's rather interesting defense regarding a lawsuit where a gentleman claims that he found a dead mouse in his can of Mountain Dew: the Dew should have reduced the mouse to a jelly-like consistency. Digressions include using Coke as a marinade and Captain America defending the French.

Moving on, we look at an abandoned military weapon straight out of science fiction - the Active Denial System: a microwave emitter that 'gently boils' the target. Digressions include Santorum's problems with Liberalism 'penetrating' the Church, telling comments about men sleeping with men, and non-procreative sex.

Sanguinist then tells us of a fly that can turn bees into zombies. Digressions this time around include abandoned Star Trek critters, necro-filly-a, Soilent Green as a solution to world hunger, and the Valkyrie theme song.

We then look at an exoskeleton being produced in California that is designed to help paraplegics walk. This leads to an exploration of what some Good Ol' Boys would do with consumer power armor, fart powered armor, and when Cthulhu meets Snookie.

After that, we look at the amazing 180 that the scientific community did regarding a 13 year old's design for an improved solar panel, then we look at some Cross-Curriculum education that went terribly awry. This leads to the cast creating their own inappropriate word problems, then Sanguinist informs us that a zombie version of Oregon Trail, called Organ Trail, exists and can be donated to via Kickstarter. Largo counters with a Kickstarter for the restoration of Manos: HTe Hands of Fate.

We close out the show with an unbelievable bill out of New Hampshire requiring all Civil Liberty legislation to be able to refer back to the Magna Carta.

On the show this week:

-The Year in Stupid

We start out the new year by raising our spirits (and our strawberry puffs) before introducing Conan the Barber.
Getting on topic, we look at some of the year's greatest crimes against science committed by celebrities, the 11 most obvious scientific findings of the year, Samoa skipping a Friday, and mold intelligent enough to navigate a maze.
Digressions are far, far too numerous to list here. Listen, turn off your brain, and enjoy.
We close the show out with a small, spoiler-ish warning about The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.    

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On this post-X-Mas episode, we have:

-Hey, Steve, Did You Get Your Copy of the Agenda This Month?
-Oh, C Can You Span? Oh, I Guess Not
-Well, Somebody Needs a Primer
-Sanguinist's Science Corner
-Something Vaguely Entertaining

We start this rambling Monday show by bitching that Santa didn't bring us what we wanted (and even if he had, the USPS wouldn't have delivered it on time), engaging in vaseostimulation. breaking codes, and drinking dirty, burninating martinis.

Getting on topic, we look at the LGBT community's apology letter to the Minnesota Senate Majority Leader for having their agenda force her to have inappropriate relations with her head of security, who is not her husband, while she was working on legislation defining marriage as a relationship between one man and one woman. We also look at the Chicago cardinal who compared the LGBT community to the KKK because of a parade route. We somehow digress onto the US educational system, using corpses as floatation devices, accidental zombification lawsuits, torture via Kristen Stewart reading Twilight, and a special kind of remote viewing.

We then move on to Boehner's scuttling of C-Span feed after the Democrats tried to bring up the payroll tax cut extension yet again (and C-Span's use of Twitter to say 'Not us, man.') We digress on to atomic fire-blowing penises, the black hole-esque power of Snookie, and The Eye of Regan.

Moving on, we look at Gingrich and Perry's failures to submit enough signatures to get on Virginia's primary ballot.We digress onto Gingrich's Next Hot Model, riding the train, Indiana Jones getting people off of a dirigible with his whip, a new Dirty Job for Mike Rowe, the death of the fluffer, The Nude Adventures of He-Man, and our new band, Captain Clam and the Barnacle Bandits.

In Sanguinist's science corner, we talk about a new black mold that grows in the irradiated wasteland that is Chernobyl, a white, spider-web-like growth on spent fuel rods, modifying human DNA so that mankind can colonize Jupiter, and fact that the recipie for the Super Bird Flu will not be published. Digressions include The Church of Rod, death by Pumpkin' Chuckin', the feared pirate Baconbeard, the varied lines of Spam, and anal lawn darts.

Getting back on topic, we look at the banner art for The Avengers; specifically, we look at Black Widow's butt (and the fan art that turns the tables, so to speak, allowing the male Avengers to proudly display their bubble butts) before digressing on our hopes for the movie. We then look at the trailer for The Dark Knight Rises, muffled Bane and all. Sanguinist and SongSpell then give us a capsule review of Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows, and we close out with some final words for 2011 from The Ultimate Warrior.

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On the show this week:

-She's Only 17
-Secret Agent Junkman
-They're Being Reflected from Your Anus
-Sounds Netti, Doesn't It?
-Algorithm of Love

Sugar highs, dog-smelling chocolates, and motorboating to safety start the show before we look at the under-age scientist who designed cancer-killing nanoparticle. We also digress onto the ability to unwittingly rewire your muscle memory through your visual cortex, orbital lasers that can be used to help young men find the clitoris, and the Criterion Collection's upcoming release of Godzilla.
Shifting gears, we talk about the guy in Iraq who found classified Marine documents in trailers left behind as salvage. Then used them to cook dinner.
A quick digression about astronaut panties and penis identification software lead us to a story (that we discovered wasn't entirely true after the show) about old TV signals being bounced back to earth and the BBC trying to use them to recover lost Doctor Who episodes (see the article at http://www.combom.co.uk/2011/12/old-tv-signals-not-bouncing-back-to.html)
Netti post and brain eating amoebas are our next topic (at least before we digress to drive-by crossbowings, that is.)
We close the show out with an article about an algorithm that can predict #1 singles with a 60% accuracy. 

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On the show this week we have:

-It's Time for Revolution, It's Time to Fight the Fight, It's Time for Communism on the Muppet Show Tonight
-Whose Standard Is It Anyway?
-Buster? I Hardly Know Her!
-You've Got Your Science in My Politics
-A Sequel that Should Be Better than the Original (Not That That's Gonna Be Difficult)
-I'm Too Depressed To Be Busy
-Is It Rapey?

We begin the show by looking at Fox News's latest bit of inanity: declaring the new Muppet movie communist. Sanguinist and Songspell also provide a capsule review of the film.
An exploding Daryl Strawberry leads us into our second topic, in which an educator takes the standardized test that his students' future rides on. And fails. Thrill to Largo's Educational Theory Conspiracy Corner, commentary on Herman Cain's quotes, and Political Pokemon.
After Godwining ourselves, we move on to look at the recent Mythbusters mishap that launched in impromptu cannonball over a highway, through a house, and into a minivan.
A short history lesson on Civil War cannonballing, flying necrowhales, the Tampa of Pennsylvania, and some out of context Cthulhu lead us to rick Santorum and his idiotic assertion that science has no place in politics. We then make a game show out of holding politicians to their statements, Sanguinist gives his mathematical test for divinity, we look at Bachmann's views on gay marriage, and digress onto SOPA on a rope.
Largo gives his quick impression on the G.I. Joe: Retaliation trailer and gives the lowdown on George Takei's peacemaking efforts to unite Star Wars and Star Trek fans against their common enemy, Twihards before we get back on track and look at some depressed honey bees. You'd be depressed, too, if ancient Greeks used you to power vibrators. Or maybe you wouldn't be; we don't judge.
We close out the show with a series of statements, and the male hosts have to decide if they were made by rapists or men's magazines.

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On the show this week:
-Caveat Emptor
-Your Phone Is So Smart that It Can Spy on You
-Teenage Muslim Ninja Turkeys
-When a Kardashian Has More Web Savvy Than You...
-Insert Cleverly Optimistic Title Here

We start the show by converting our old room to Elroyism, the Boy's Fun Dip and Pepsi diet, and Largo's lack of alcohol worth drinking. We then get on topic by examining a large-scale police failure when they arrested a group of CitiBank customers who were engaged in such criminal activities as closing their accounts. We then introduce our new band, Fussy Colon and the Brown Chargers, discuss how the White Stripes saved Rock and Roll from themselves, look at an ill-advised Occupy suggestion that folks don't pay on their student loans, suggest the possibility of Occupy George R. R. Martin's lawn until he finishes A Song of Ice and Fire, look at how much we don't like Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time, and introduce Clamato Juice (and its cousin, the Herry Clamato.)
Moving on, we look at IQ's cell phone spying (every text you make, every call you take, they'll be watching you.) A War Games reference that only our older listeners are likely to get leads us to Siri's inability to tell you about birth control, condoms, or abortion clinics.
Communist Clams and SongSpell's lack of desire to win at strip poker lead us to the horrible crime of slaughtering turkeys in such a way that it's cool for Muslims to eat them. The Porkinator, his Congealed Fat Cannon, and the Amateur Biotic Man lead us to Senator Sam Brownback's inability to take a mean tweet from a teenager and Barny Frank's impending retirement.
After a quick bowl of Post Apocalypse Cereal (and Beatle-anus licking), we look at our potential SVR video game. We also float the idea of funding it on Kickstarter (or may be having you, Gentle Listener, pay us *not* to make it), discuss gunplay during sex, advise you why getting a blowjob while making pancakes can be a very bad idea, look at why Americans are ridiculously optimistic, potentially debunk the ol' 'tampon soaked in vodka' story, and behold the power of Olean. 

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On the show this week:
-It's a Food Product, Right?
-Jumpin' Jack Flash, You're an Ass, Ass, Ass
-I'll Kill You to Show How Fuckin' Stable I Am!
-Now that The Walking Dead Is Over, Here's Our Zombie Quota
-Science Corner

We start the show with some holiday themed, tinsel-dragging memories and an exploration of the word Darn. Getting on topic, we look at the recent spate of pepper sprayings, which leads to a discussion of stupid Black Friday stunts, Pat Robertson's food confusion, and Honorary Batman Cowls. Or Batman Cows.
Moving on, we look at a new use for the Flash Mob technologies: Flash Robbing. We also look at the sense of false celebrity that may lead to the  Flash Robbers being caught. The Boy then kicks into Supervillain mode to scale this up and Milla provides us with our PSA for the month.
We then show why it's dangerous to research Chronic Fatigue Syndrome in the UK (at least if you happen to think that it might be a mental illness.)
Postmortem religious conversion leads us into the Missouri State Conservation Department's new Zombie Survival Guide (and Zombie Hogs from Outer Space.)
We close the show out by looking at a nifty science article showing that a pregnant mouse can have heart attack damage healed by fetal stem cells (and 1001 uses for a placenta.)

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On the show this week:

-Everything's Better with Bacon
-Well, It's Better than Trained Bees
-One Step Closer to Kinky Sex Robots
-Junk in the Trunk
-Of Mice and Men
-Something Vaguely Entertaining

We begin the show with a level of randomness that would be impressive even for a Monday show, including (but not limited to) explorations of large, oversized, bacon flavored nipples, where butter comes from, the Average Gods (featuring Carl, the God of the Short Bus), and the power of Olean.

Getting into the topics, we look at a very expensive (and very bad) maple bacon flavored beer (and introduce you to both our new band, Fatty Hints of Unwanted Bacon, and our new beer, Fowl Abomination.) We also look at placing the show's stinger in protective custody, finding the government's ass (hello, Michele Bachmann), role-playing game-mastering planning, and the Platypus, nature's chimera.

Switching gears, we review the military's plans to design a super paintball gun designed to detect explosives. And, yes, we're serious. Digressions include the Mac Boys' home made paintball gun (that could shoot through aluminum siding), restaging Largo's laptop, and actually referencing a source.

After that, we look at a Japanese invention: a teddy bear that monitors your blood oxygen level and the decibel level of your snoring and smacks you in the face when you need it. we also wonder why the Care Bears' stare came out of their bellies, and Largo introduces Milla to A Serbian Film.

While we like big butts as much as the next person (unless that person is Sir Mix-a-Lot), we cannot condone the injection of concrete and Fix-a-Flat to increase the size of one's booty. Also, we let the calk in ass jokes fly as well as look at the many uses of Super Glue (and the many sutures of the SVR crew). We also float our Head Trauma Stress Relief kit.

In Sanguinist's Science Corner, we look at a move to stop using mice in medical testing (mostly because humans are not mice.) We also look at treating Tuberculosis in fictional rodents, those pesky George W. Bush animal/human hybrids, and our shows' many avatars on The Grid.

We pause for a moment to plug TheSpinDash.com, a Sonic (and other game) podcast (so it's your turn to plug us, Saber Pilot :P)

After floating our new product, Red Herring Aid, Largo chats a bit about correcting one of the missteps of his youth; he got to finally see Judas Priest live.

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On this way-more-serious-than-normal episode:

-WTF, PSU?
-So, You Can Just Suck the Sugar Plumb Fairy's Dick, Then
-Something Vaguely Entertaining

We spend most of this episode discussing the recent scandal at Penn State University. Don't expect too many laughs out of it.
After that, we unwind a bit by discussing politics, then we look at a seasonal X-Mas employee fired for swearing. Not at a kid or anything, but in the bathroom after she accidentally flushed her drug test sample down the toilet.
Sanguinist closes the show out with a brief look at The Walking Dead.

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